web shite

Crap either sold or for sale - usually

on internet auction sites .
What a load of fucking web shite that is !
by E - FUMBLER September 09, 2008
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Yankee Dankee Doodle Shite

n. a person who's shit at a certain skill, or a flat-out asshole.
Gordon Ramsay: Fock off you, you useless fucking sack of yankee dankee doodle shite...
by thewhitewenderstrikesback January 30, 2025
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Shite bowl

When you get so scared you shit to the point yiur organd fall out
Look at that terrifying monster!!! I almist had a shite bowl!!!!!!!!
by bruhsoupandyo December 04, 2022
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shite wife

British term to describe a woman who may or may not be your wife that needs to be asked to do things/favours instead of just knowing you want a hot chocolate.
Your such a shite wife (insert name) , (insert name) makes me coffee all shift, you just roll your eyes and do it or refuse.
by Big aldo October 30, 2019
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SHITING!!!

when i close my eyes.... I SEE SHITING!!! I SEE FUCKING SHITING!!! FUCK THAT SHITTER!!! ok i think that is enough. I SAY IT S ENOUGH WHEN I SEE THAT SHITTER!!! FUCK THAT SHITTING BOY YA DNGIE SHIT MO BOY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by joanne olougnja November 18, 2020
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Shite Magite

Shite magite is used to soften other vulgar words such as - shit. May encite laughter. May be less vulgar should a child hear the words.
Ah shite magite! Im losing this game again!
by WalksWalker March 09, 2024
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Irish phrase, used to describe someone who lacks any skill in the sport of hurling/ camogie. When referring to Ireland's national sport, one may commonly hear people mention the act of 'pucking' the sliothar (ball) with the hurley, one of the many skills in the game. Pucking is in fact considered to be the sport's most fundamental skill, with any inability to perform this skill essentially dooming a player to failure. In rural Ireland, where hurling is commonly played, it is not uncommon for one to encounter the fecal matter of cows or other animals when strolling through a country field. On closer inspection, one may observe insects such as flies and dung beetles congregating around the fecal matter. The proximity of the flies to the fecal matter is generally such that they would be very easy targets should one feel compelled to swing a hurley in their direction. Thus, for someone to be considered unable to connect with flies in close proximity to a cow's fecal matter, they must be completely lacking in the basic skills of hurling/ camogie.
by Jotinmick December 09, 2018
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