Dryer Sheet

A clingy boy/girlfriend that blows up your phone and shows up at your house unexpected.

Guy: I'll be busy this weekend.
Girl: Well, hmu ive made myself available for u
(beat)
Girl: U said u were fixing the fence last weekend...
Girl: I just wana c u :-)
...........
...........
Girl: Hey :-)
Guy: Damn girl ur a dryer sheet cant get u off

by dangerbot3000 April 3, 2015

Tomato Sheets

When that 'monthly' love leaves a stain and you blame it on some fast food veggie mishap.

My mom totally caught me washing my tomato sheets.

by Gynobutter December 26, 2019

sheet shifting

When the bed sheets are shifted during a sexual encounter

my woman's giving me some serious sheet shifting tonight. If you know what I mean ;)

by smartyboobs November 6, 2013

Ground sheet

1) a sheet made of water resistant material that can be lain on the ground to keep you dry

2) a military chick, most often in the army, that sleeps around with guys during field excersises

1) I laid my ground sheet down because the grass it was wet.

2) Shit, Sara is such a ground sheet. She fucked just about every guy during that week long ex.

by til880 May 18, 2010

sheet faced

as heard on Netflix show Insatiable -sheet faced "eating an entire sheet cake from Costco" my friends and I love Costco cakes and I can see the 3 of us certainly trying!

Carolyn, Joan, and Jeannie were sharing with no one else, they were getting sheet faced tonight!

by jadeviolet September 1, 2018

O sheet

O shit is something said when someone is extremely surprised

Bob: Yeeh geemee dat good good

Cop comes

Shaniqua: O ShEEt *boonkgangs good goods*

by Skurt yee April 28, 2019

Eat the sheets

When your so hyped to go to bed that you get a running start and slide into the covers.

Me: Hey man I'm gonna go eat the sheets
Friend: alright night homie
Me: *Sound of a full grown man sliding into blankets*

by Heimz Doofenshmirtz October 31, 2018