purple sheet

£20, in the UK. £20 notes are a purple sort of colour and are printed on a sheet of paper/cotton therefore called purple sheet or purple note
Buyer: How much are these garms?
Seller: £25
Buyer: I'll give your purple sheet
by Pippathecat June 01, 2014
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Sheet Sniffer

A man so desperate for pussy that he'd sniff a woman's bed sheets just to get a whiff of that sweet poontang.
That pathetic sheet sniffer, couldn't get laid even if he was a billionaire.
by Throbbin_HooDD May 09, 2019
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Tomato Sheets

When that 'monthly' love leaves a stain and you blame it on some fast food veggie mishap.
My mom totally caught me washing my tomato sheets.
by Gynobutter December 27, 2019
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Ground sheet

1) a sheet made of water resistant material that can be lain on the ground to keep you dry

2) a military chick, most often in the army, that sleeps around with guys during field excersises
1) I laid my ground sheet down because the grass it was wet.

2) Shit, Sara is such a ground sheet. She fucked just about every guy during that week long ex.
by til880 May 18, 2010
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sheet faced

as heard on Netflix show Insatiable -sheet faced "eating an entire sheet cake from Costco" my friends and I love Costco cakes and I can see the 3 of us certainly trying!
Carolyn, Joan, and Jeannie were sharing with no one else, they were getting sheet faced tonight!
by jadeviolet September 01, 2018
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Swamp Sheets

When you fuck or jerk off so long and hard that your bedsheets are sweaty and wet and smell like a swamp, also occurs in really hot rooms, sex under the blankets, and in rare cases vehicle back seats
"Hey bro don't sit on my bed I just rubbed one out and got a bad case of swamp sheets"
by Krompus_Mcdickenstein June 09, 2018
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Sheets and Robes

When your social life is so uneventful that the highlight of your day is talking about painfully mundane things like a high thread count and the comfort level of your robe.
by Club Compound November 13, 2009
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