Scrabbles

A demanding stuffed dog with rock paws. He is known to sport a floral bandanna and smug look. He refuses to cut the fur around his eyes and has been known to smell like pizza. Truth be told he was born from a claw machine in a seedy strip club in Montreal QC, however he will tell tall tales of being born in China, having spent time in Hawaii with the dolphins, and travelling across Canada on the sweat of his brow with rocks in his paws and bandanna flapping in the wind. He will tell you he has tons of friends and that you will love them but really half have gone down the garbage chute and the others will just bug you!

This pink dolphin I won at the strip club sucks, I wish it was a Scrabbles.

by Cristewvie February 22, 2011

This is what happens when you feed a goat scrambled eggs.

This phrase is used to explain mayhem, anarchy, rage, panic, disorder or all hell braking loose, which appears to occur for no apparent reason.

It can also be used by a person addressing someone who has caused them displeasure, usually followed up by some act of revenge or simply said in anger.

When addressing someone who has offended you "This is what happens when you feed a goat scrambled eggs.”...the protagonist would threaten, physically attack, follow up with an insult, or taking revenge like keying their foes car

Upon observing a riot, or extreme busyness such as the work place or rush hour. " Sigh This is what happens when you feed a goat scrambled eggs”

In a fit of anger.

If something large or valuable like a building is destroyed.

When you don’t know what everybody else is panicing about.

by Spencer 1986 January 14, 2009

scrambled eggs

Performing Oral Sex on a female during her period.

I got scrambled eggs all over my face, what is a boy to do?

by Maul June 2, 2004

scribble-scrabble

to scribble here and there. A reduplication of ‘scribble.’ Also used as a noun.

1. Do not scribble-scrabble on the wall.
2. Then, the scribble-scrabble is your handiwork.

by uttam maharjan October 21, 2011

Tossed salad and scrambled eggs

When a man squats over a ladies face, facing her feet, and as she licks his anus he masturbates all over her breasts. Then the man runs the tip of his penis over her breasts evenly spreading the seamen over the breast as if he were decorating a cake.

I had an awesome night; I had a Tossed Salad and Scrambled Eggs with your sister.

by Mattie Love August 28, 2016

Scrambled Eggs Drunk

On a Drunk scale of 1-10, It rates a 9. Drunk to the point of Vomiting. see Booting line 2.

Keli: Oh, God! Heather, are you okay?
Heather: I'm scr... BLEAGH! ... Scrambled Eggs drunk.. *hiccup*

by Annubrius October 12, 2008

Scribble scrabble

Scribble scrabble is quality bit of food

Yeah this is a lovely bit of scribble scrabble you have cooked

by Puff the Alf man 69 June 23, 2018