A living being without free will. Coined by Scott Adams (Dilbert creator). Used to illustrate determinism and the non-existence/illusion of free will as a fact of life.
"I can't help poking a crazy guy with a stick whose religion says you must kill people that poke you with a stick. I am a moist robot. He can't help killing me either, because he is also a moist robot."
"Yo why you gotta stare at that buttaface with the giant non-malignant tumour on her left eye?"
"It's in my DNA, dude. I'm a moist robot."
"Yo why you gotta stare at that buttaface with the giant non-malignant tumour on her left eye?"
"It's in my DNA, dude. I'm a moist robot."
by moist robot December 24, 2008
Get the moist robotmug. Very intelligently stupid has no life and builds robots for a living, build pc and has a one inch pinch. Probably has an extra chromosome to waste your time and money.
Dumd Ogre Monkey Victory Amen Life. Read the capitals for an example of a robotics nerd
Dumd Ogre Monkey Victory Amen Life. Read the capitals for an example of a robotics nerd
by Roman Polanski G January 14, 2023
Get the Robotic nerdmug. A boss or manager that is highly tuned in their extremely specific field, but is incapable of engaging in communication outside of their realm of expertise. Automated answers are generated in most cases, until they are presented with an email/question from an insubordinate that requires thought outside of the levels of programming. Angry Robots tend to be condescending when approached by an email/question to which they have no correct response.
The Angry Robot will then either shut down completely and close their office door, or immediately grab a handset and remain on the phone for the next 2 business days. Angry Robots also expect everyone within shouting distance to have the ability to read their robot mind.
The Angry Robot will then either shut down completely and close their office door, or immediately grab a handset and remain on the phone for the next 2 business days. Angry Robots also expect everyone within shouting distance to have the ability to read their robot mind.
Oh my gosh, Mike is such an Angry Robot. Our office is falling apart. He never responds to my emails, and if i knock on his door...he glares at me like i am a fool for approaching him and wasting his precious time.
by LightYearsAhead February 3, 2018
Get the angry robotmug. by DoXa clipZ September 24, 2016
Get the robotic engineermug. An ‘I, robot’ is when you jizz on someone’s face and let it dry, leaving with the recipient resembling the robot from the classic Will Smith film ‘I, robot’.
P1: Damn bro, is it true you got an ‘I, Robot’ last night? That’s crazy how did it feel?
P2: Yeah bro can’t lie it was pretty sweet!
P2: Yeah bro can’t lie it was pretty sweet!
by hainlad October 12, 2020
Get the I, robotmug. This is a technical term that describes that process of adding a web page or folder to the disallow rules in a robots.txt file of a website. Its common usage is when communicating with people of a technical nature (like a web developer) who can perform the robots.txt update on the web server.
by too_tricky August 16, 2010
Get the Robots Outmug. A myspace whore, or person who has a lot of friends on myspace and parties with all of them. Enjoys crazy activities, and is mischievous. Typically referred to females, and not males. "the human robot" originated in 2008 as a name based on a girl on myspace who was a party person who loved having fun. her name was constantly changed between different periods of time for example "the human vibrator" and "the human tampon" but the name that stuck was "The Human Robot".
by Yadirayuckytm March 7, 2010
Get the The Human Robotmug.