Reasonable Crash Out

When you Crash Out (lose your shit) but the situation is so messed up you’re justified.

Person A: Did you hear Jessie punched Sam in the Jaw, shot her, and then stomped on her face?

Person B: Didn’t Sam suggest jessie make amends with her ex after he cheated on her with SAM??!

Person A: Yeah i think so.

Person B: Eh, reasonable crash out, i would’ve done the same.

by ThunderousKirin March 10, 2025

The two reasons to cook

The two reasons to cook are 1) so you can eat meals besides berries, veggies, and beans. 2) And to lick the bowl

There’s the two reasons to cook but I only cook for 1 reason, to lick the bowl.

by Maxiiboi November 23, 2019

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by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 28, 2025

reason for divorce

marriage

Did you know the main reason for divorce is marriage?

by FamAlt March 24, 2024

Toddler's reasoning

Toddlers reasoning is when two or more people go way out of hand just to win a fight/roleplay to where everything goes to nonsense and very annoying

Kid 1: hah I've got you with this laser gun
Kid 2: well I've got a force field
Kid 1: well these are force field breaking lasers
Kid 2: well I have a force field that resists against force field breaking lasers

KID 1: well I have a sword that breaks force field breaking laser resistant force fields

I step in
Me: stop using toddler's reasoning

Kid 1: why should I
Me: because it's annoying

by Kollando May 8, 2018

There's a reason people don't want to serve

So we have to kick out the people who DO want to serve because they are trans or because they don't want to be discriminated against on the basis of immutable qualities.

Hym "There's a reason people don't want to serve and the reason is that your rights are meaningless and they have no bearing on your quality of life because if it is politically inconvenience or upholding those rights would subvert the orthodoxy those rights are not going to be acknowledged. Therefore, to join the military would be to kill and die for rights that you don't actually have so that your wife can get piped by a fat cock while you're on tour and then you can come home and be a hobo. That's the reason."

by Hym Iam November 27, 2024

Same reason

That is a Goddamn lie.

Hym "The same reason? See? I was correct. They can smell the fat cocks and are selecting on the basis. Yeah, it's over. I'm just going to kill a kid and myself. Do yourselves a favor and kill as many as you can before you die."

by Hym Iam July 27, 2024