Poon-put

When porn stars shoot Ping-Pong balls from their vaginas.

"Jay you gotta see this poon-put xvid I leeched off of alt.binaries.erotica.pervert"
"Jon the first rule of usenet is you don't talk about usenet."

by JonCollinski April 26, 2006

put a pineapple on it

what someone says when they catch someone in a lie or it is used when someone is being disrespectful.

person 1: you're so ugly
person 2: oh put a pineapple on it !

person 1: oh no you didnt!

person 2: oh yes i did!

by Sophia V. April 29, 2020

putting on mittens

The internet equivalent of biting one's tongue.

My boss's email was so infuriating that I wanted to reply to all pointing out his hypocrisy. But I need the job, so I ended up putting on mittens and just let it go.

by Xenos Aegletes October 7, 2012

put a shine on

Pretending to be happy when you're really not.
To make the best of a bad situation.

Some things just suck, but you put a shine on and get on with it.

by Here To Help 711 May 13, 2016

Put-Pocket

Someone who secretly places an item into someone else's pocket. This is the reverse of a pick-pocket and may be done to anonymously give a friend money or a small gift when they are feeling down. In addition to the pockets of clothes that you are wearing, a put-pocket may also target unattended coats, jackets, and purses at parties or other social gatherings.

I was feeling down until I discovered that a put-pocket had slipped a $20 into my pocket.

by Engineer Paul March 5, 2013

Making Put

To pretend or wish you were doing something romantic or sexual, or doing something romantic or sexual.

I was making put last weekend with this girl in a corner. I went to town with that burger.

by Wiktorus December 11, 2007

Put a raincoat on it

An old way of saying put on a condom if you don't want to impregnate someone.

John: Jack, is...is that YOUR baby your holding?!
Jack: Yeah
John: You didn't put a raincoat on it, did you?
Jack: No

by cpuvcpu December 30, 2011