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professional titty grabber

One who indiscreetly and publically grabs female, or male, tits. Payment to the titty grabber can anything from an angry hand slap to a knee to the testicles. NOTE: The only case by which payment will not be painful is if the titty grabber is female and knows the titty grab-ee.

Victims of professional titty grabbers can often be inclined to sue, or even get something known as a "restraining order". But don't worry titty grabbers, for there are many other tits in the sea of cleavage.
DUDE1: *Pained look on face; hunched over in pain*
DUDE2: DUDE! What happened??!!?!?
DUDE1: Amanda gave me the payment for that titty grab i gave her.
DUDE2: Awww, no worries man, they'll grow back. Get back on the horse! Keep on truckin! There aren't enough professional titty grabbers as it is!!!
by brocksamson696 April 16, 2008
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Professional Platter Rejuvenator

A fancy word for dishwasher, used to make your job sound more complicated than what it really is.
Aren't you a dishwasher?", "No, I am a Professional Platter Rejuvenator.
by Nathanial CW September 9, 2010
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this is not jus a chickenhead this is the kind of girl that even hos call a slut

can usually b found w/ a guy who has money or pretends to slobbin that knob
abbrev. P.W.O.N
jimmy the bum: can i have a quarter?
P.W.O.N: u have a quarter? wanna go into that McDonald's bathroom?
jimmy: damn u's a P.W.O.N
by smartylicious December 22, 2003
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Professional Robloxian Soccer

a league where 15-21 year olds sweat lego soccer and pack in vc to show their dominance
Person 1: you trash gtfo
Person 2: talk to me when u in prs nerd
Person 1: whats prs?
Person 2: Professional Roblox Soccer
Person 1: What is Professional Robloxian Soccer
Person 2: OH MY GOD ITS PRS U DUMBASS THE BEST ROBLOXIAN LEAGUE
by ivannnn23 August 31, 2021
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Professional Friend Hopper

Someone who doesn't want any of the commitments of friendship but wants to reap all the rewards that come with having that or those friends. They're never there when you need them but never have a problem asking you for things or help. They're in the "friendship" for all the wrong reasons.
"Have you ever noticed how none of their friends remain friends for very long? Like they may know a lot of people and talk to a lot of people but they never hang out anymore?"
Only professional friend hoppers jump from group to group or person to person like that.
by RealistaHermana August 4, 2018
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Professional White Man

Somebody who is professional in being White.
Susie: Why is that Man torching an Orphanage?
Mommy: Don't worry, that guy is a Professional White Man...
by Viciboy January 7, 2021
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Professional Sad Kids

The cool, dedicated people that call themselves fans of JC Stewart. Consists of people from all over the world with a lot of memes and dad jokes.
Professional Sad Kids are the coolest people ever
by loesj February 17, 2021
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