by GMAC 42 June 21, 2020

When you're going somewhere & you get that warm, fuzzy, SHIT COMING ON feeling. You start to PANIC, you speed up, try to hurry home & then you come across the Panic Potty Parade. Old people, dump trucks, semis driving SLOW AS FUCK! This, the one thing, standing in your way of total relief . This could get SHITTY!
Tim: Why are you so late?
Taylor: Dude, I totally almost SHIT MYSELF!!
Tim: What happened?
Taylor: I pigged the fuck out at Taco Bell, stopped to pick up beer and then, it hit me. So I punched it towards home, made it to the home stretch & bam, there it is, the fuckin Panic Potty Parade!
Taylor: Dude, I totally almost SHIT MYSELF!!
Tim: What happened?
Taylor: I pigged the fuck out at Taco Bell, stopped to pick up beer and then, it hit me. So I punched it towards home, made it to the home stretch & bam, there it is, the fuckin Panic Potty Parade!
by Pioneer 1 June 17, 2017

A reep potty is a situation in which a southern Emily is trying to find common ground with a northern stud muffin and Google searches the term reep potty. It’s sort of like a self fulfilling prophecy.
by Reep What You Sew Potty Mouth November 26, 2021

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by Ludwig van shit September 9, 2022

When you have to excuse yourself from present company in order to escape to the bathroom in order to answer a text message.
Joe: Why are you typing so slowly? Are you potty clickin'?
Jill: Yeah, I'm having dinner with my folks and I heard the text come in so off i went to the john to return the message!
Jill: Yeah, I'm having dinner with my folks and I heard the text come in so off i went to the john to return the message!
by jhbugsy September 11, 2010
