Show Pony

A person who appears to perform well, but has no real ability. All style, no substance.

The office of President of the United States is no place for a show pony. The job demands careful thought and strategic thinking.

by KYBluesky December 11, 2018

Magical Pony

Magical Ponies are as the name implies, ponies of a magical variety.

They are invisible to all but a gifted few, however as they largely feed on fat kids, you can occasionally see the shimmering outline of a Magical Pony in the crumb haze that follows.

Person 1: Hey look at that fat kid run!

Person 2: Woah man, look into that crumb haze! There's a Magical Pony right on his tail!

by Captain Shenanigans March 8, 2010

Flaming Pony

That pony with flames on Pokemon Go

Brandy caught a flaming pony! today at the park.

by RandomITness July 28, 2016

muddy pony

similar to reverse cowgirl, but the penetration is anal.

sheila was on her period so we did the muddy pony instead.

by soiledbrown February 28, 2011

grease pony

a slur , not specifically for anyone. just used for anyone for any reason.

you fucking grease pony !!!!

damn larry stop being such a grease pony
mariah stop getting offended like a grease pony

by cringe_embracing_autistic March 29, 2023

pony-friend

A someone whose your friend and "rides the pony" aka actively engages in sex with you. With mutual consent and you highly respect each other. Between not dating and friends with benefits.

No we are not dating, we are pony-friends.

by Pictureman February 13, 2015

Pony Leg

An Australian slang word for a small measurement of cannabis.

A measurement of cannabis = small stick of weed that resembles a baby horses leg (poe/nee/leh/guh).

Do you think I'm Japanese or a horse breeder? No? Then why are you selling me a pony leg.

Or...

You got anything to smoke? Nah man all I have is a pony's leg.

by Freshplateofbeans September 15, 2021