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Show Pony

A person who appears to perform well, but has no real ability. All style, no substance.
The office of President of the United States is no place for a show pony. The job demands careful thought and strategic thinking.
by KYBluesky December 11, 2018
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Magical Pony

Magical Ponies are as the name implies, ponies of a magical variety.

They are invisible to all but a gifted few, however as they largely feed on fat kids, you can occasionally see the shimmering outline of a Magical Pony in the crumb haze that follows.
Person 1: Hey look at that fat kid run!

Person 2: Woah man, look into that crumb haze! There's a Magical Pony right on his tail!
by Captain Shenanigans March 8, 2010
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pony-friend

A someone whose your friend and "rides the pony" aka actively engages in sex with you. With mutual consent and you highly respect each other. Between not dating and friends with benefits.
No we are not dating, we are pony-friends.
by Pictureman February 13, 2015
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Flaming Pony

That pony with flames on Pokemon Go
Brandy caught a flaming pony! today at the park.
by RandomITness July 28, 2016
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Bloody Pony

A penis Covered in a woman menstrual blood
"Dude I fucked a girl on her period and she gave me a Bloody Pony"
by Pansdale November 27, 2019
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muddy pony

similar to reverse cowgirl, but the penetration is anal.
sheila was on her period so we did the muddy pony instead.
by soiledbrown February 28, 2011
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grease pony

a slur , not specifically for anyone. just used for anyone for any reason.
you fucking grease pony !!!!

damn larry stop being such a grease pony
mariah stop getting offended like a grease pony
by cringe_embracing_autistic March 29, 2023
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