plank

someone who is dum and burns there arm hair off.

your such a plank

by guy65483 February 9, 2017

plankdrinking

The social activity of simultaneously planking and drinking alcohol with your buddies at a concert, festival or at any other musical event for that matter.

- Damn, did you see Dori the other night at the main stage?
- Nah, why?
- She was plankdrinking for 7 minutes straight! That gal is such a lovely beast!

by vandorcirkuszibohoc August 6, 2017

plank dick

When one's penis is shaped similarly to that of a wood plank.

"I wanted Jeremy until I found out he had a plank dick."

by duhkota71 January 13, 2018

Placklem

(n) A Person who doesn't like being called by their birth name.
(v) The Act of being an Ignorant Little Fuck.

(n) "People are starting to call you Plackem"
(v) "Stop being a Placklem"

by FRUCTION February 20, 2018

Plank

Also known as crack cocaine, hard and boy.

Hey u got some plank??? I got plank for sale.

by Bosslady143 October 21, 2019

plankbrain

The act of someone's brain malfunctioning that leads to a poor outcome.

Wow, you haven't died in several hours, did you plankbrain?

by NOT GIVE UP April 11, 2020

planakalas

1) im in painnn. 2) i need a bad bleep planakalas shawty the baddest, so this song is special to me cause i’m planakalas. 3) bueyues planakalas sometimes doesn’t want to be happy. 4) planakalas was supposed to be in the video, mhmm

planakalas is in painnn

by nakalas August 6, 2020