Couldn't train a choko vine to grow up a dunny wall

Australian descriptive metaphor.

The person in question is of such incompetence or stupidity they indeed couldn't train a choko vine to grow up a dunny wall. Commonly used to refer to a dim workmate or acquaintance.

The choko (also known as a cheyote or chouchou, among others) being an extremely hardy vine fruit that, left to its own devices, will grow up virtually any surface.

The paperwork's wrong again! Honestly, that moron couldn't train a choko vine to grow up a dunny wall!

by TrajeAUS_ January 15, 2011

1 Hour of silence occasionally broken by vine boom sound effect

i love 1 Hour of silence occasionally broken by vine boom sound effect it's a very good video

1 Hour of silence occasionally broken by vine boom sound effect is a good video i recommend

by the blu ever!!! January 06, 2023

vineyard vines

Preppy af clothing line that all rich, white New Englanders own. Think of rural prep schools in New Hampshire and Mass... The clothes are pretty basic except the company slaps their signature whale logo on the back and charges you 10x what it’s worth. Add some boat shoes and go boating on the Vineyard and you’re ready to go.

Oh you’re entire wardrobe is Vineyard Vines? Must be nice to have rich af parents...

by devweth April 15, 2020

do it for the vine

be as weird as you can for this 6 second video that may or may not go viral

hey hey dude DO IT FOR THE VINE

by penisksksksksk November 14, 2019

Do it for the vine

Someone that is special and doesn’t know the meme is dead will tend to say “Do it for the vine”.

“Bro bro bro do it for the vine” Logan Paul said.

by Pumpkin_clown November 24, 2019

Do it for the Vine

When the app vine still existed, this was a term used when you wanted someone to do something crazy/funny for a video

Nowadays, the term is said as in "do something crazy/funny for a dumb joke"

This is a nice bridge, from this height, if i fell i probably wouldnt die.
"Do it for the Vine"
K damn *fucking jumps and dies*

by Turn¡p July 14, 2022

Vine-killer

Vine is a video sharing site. Vine has a six second limit and work on with Twitter has a 140 character limit.

Killer which means is when he is outdone by its competitor in the same industry businesses.

Hey Joe INSTAGRAM is potential Vine-killer ?

Joe respond : No, Instagram will not kill Vine. People who like Vine and Twitter a lot will use that.

by perfeitoan October 18, 2013