Nigerian waffle iron

A sexual position with two people on a ladder one upside down and the other one with a pop tart in their anus then you put a rush hour 2 cd in the Xbox on repeat then they feed each other waffles with their feet then you dump a 55 gallon drum of tartar sauce on the floor then they have a nude break dancing battle against Bob and Shirley from the old folks home when you finish by making it a butt pop tart sandwich

Hey babe, invite uncle Terry and aunt Jimbo over so we can have A Nigerian waffle iron

by The big mamma t June 10, 2023

Nigerian lag

Nigerian lag is when you're playing an online game such as Call of Duty, Fifa or Battlefield, and extreme lag occurs. Involves lag spikes, skipping, bullets not registering and a ping of 400ms+.

Player: oh for fuck sake, the nigerian lag is starting to kick in bro.

by CoDSlayer June 19, 2016

Nigerian deepthroat

When one shoves a hot curling iron down another’s throat.

Shut up before I hit you with the Nigerian deepthroat

by Niceeeeeeeeeeeeieieie November 22, 2019

nigerian muffin

A person who does drugs and sags their pants as low as possible without them falling off

Ugh, why are their so many Nigerian muffins in this world

by Nigerian muffin pantie August 21, 2016

Nigerian blender

The blending of Nigerian brothers. Like a Nigerian orgy.

Hey wanna have a Nigerian blender?

by 22 insane September 7, 2022

nigerian water

When you have shit, piss, nut, and sometimes blood in a bucket.

Hey did you try some Nigerian water today.

by Brendanhasafatass September 3, 2020

Nigerian

A person from Nigeria

He is Nigerian

by Mario Kart 8 Deluxe NPC November 1, 2022