Thrust Musket

An alternative name for the penis that also describes the duration of time it takes to reload and degradation of continued firepower if the item is not allowed to rest.

When she asked for round three, I had to inform her that the thrust musket takes time to reload and continued performance may not be as expected.

by WarmApplePie223 April 7, 2025

Albanian horse musket thrusts

When a guy is thrusting so hard that his penis starts smoking like a musket after being fired

John was slamming ham so hard last night with his Albanian horse musket thrusts

by akalazam June 4, 2025

Musket

A form of back shooting where someone acts like their holding a musket while Artillery Canon s you or when someone yells make ready and present and when they yell fire they do the Artillery Canon

Listen bro I’m bout to file a noise complaint this is ridic- *sees two people going at it* Oh,your doing the Musket,never mind bro.

by Paxso-Africano May 6, 2024

Elon Musketeer

A modern nerd who looks up to Elon Musk

Did you see that guy live blogging SpaceX and Tesla events. Yeah, total Elon Musketeer

by RockPaperSkittles March 15, 2024

Kentucky Musket

Where you doing your girl (or guy it's 2026) doggystyle from behind; you pull out and take the chew from your cheek and shove it in their backdoor, reach around and punch them in the gut hence making the chew shoot out! Make sure it's long cut, so it falls down like confetti!! 🎊 🎉 🎊 🎉

I'll marry the first girl that WANTS me to give her the Kentucky Musket!!!

by Super Crazy Dammit Dave February 21, 2026