by Liam Chain July 27, 2024
Get the Merchantmug. by RawJokester April 27, 2025
Get the Regular season merchantmug. 1. A businessman who buys and sells severed phalluses for profit.
2. A term for when the desired result cannot be achieved without such excessive funds or rare/expensive objects that it seems impossible.
2. A term for when the desired result cannot be achieved without such excessive funds or rare/expensive objects that it seems impossible.
1. "The dwarf lives until we find a cock merchant."
2. "Oh well, I guess we better go find a cock merchant, then."
2. "Oh well, I guess we better go find a cock merchant, then."
by Smaug the Unassesably Wealthy April 2, 2022
Get the Cock Merchantmug. by zooted_official March 15, 2022
Get the Child Merchantmug. Pirates who transport cargo pants, Cyberpunk 2077 fans, cheese pizza enjoyers, or term used for people who listen to Playboi Carti.
Person 1: Look at the CP Merchant listening to Carti.
Person 2: Yeah I bet that guy likes kids too lmao
Fatass bought a whole pizza for himself, must be a CP Merchant
Person 2: Yeah I bet that guy likes kids too lmao
Fatass bought a whole pizza for himself, must be a CP Merchant
by LoganLogger March 19, 2025
Get the CP Merchantmug. A extremely loud unpleasant person who give's it Large all the time but once faced with hardship or trouble there ass falls out
Hey Greenwood your complaining about no work we get you a job on the gas and your ass falls out you karzy Merchant
by Knees up man March 29, 2025
Get the Karzy Merchantmug. Any retailer that sells junk, knowingly defective products, has shitty or non-existent technical support, and just sells completely and utterly useless crap. Garbage Merchant products should be bought and thrown directly in the trash. If you purchase from a Garbage Merchant, consider that you have just made a donation to them and got next to nothing in return.
Some examples of Garbage Merchant sales items include: 1) Anything at a dollar store, 2) knick-knack shops, 3) most independently owned, used car dealerships.
Some examples of Garbage Merchant sales items include: 1) Anything at a dollar store, 2) knick-knack shops, 3) most independently owned, used car dealerships.
Two shoppers at a dollar store:
Shopper One: "This place has a lot of cheap crap."
Shopper Two: "Yeah, it's basically a Garbage Merchant."
Shopper One: "This place has a lot of cheap crap."
Shopper Two: "Yeah, it's basically a Garbage Merchant."
by Jordicolas November 16, 2020
Get the Garbage Merchantmug.