A recovering alternative kid that is angsty usually a part of the lgbt community that now found country music during their search to find god but has discover that they are not one or the other they or both therefore they are an alternative lumberjack
Guy 1: Yo that chick is something , I want to know more about her
Guy 2: goooo for it she’s one of those alternative lumberjacks 😉
Guy 2: goooo for it she’s one of those alternative lumberjacks 😉
by Angsty teen yeee hawww July 10, 2019
Get the alternative lumberjackmug. When a girl gets pounded from both ends. When the woman rocks back and forth, it mimics the appearance of using an old-timey two-man lumberjack saw to cut down a tree.
by Extollo March 10, 2018
Get the Lumberjackmug. Your sitting down, your poop is hanging half out and you have to rush out unexpected to chop your log in half and start off on your adventure.
My wife walked up to the door banging, yelling Hurry up, I gotta go now! I executed The Berenstain Lumberjack, exited the bathroom immediately, allowed the Mrs. access. Happy Wife, Happy Life. True Story
by Greg from The Committee May 31, 2023
Get the The Berenstain Lumberjackmug. We call this new breakthrough in strats, "LumberJacking". Its simple, we merely hide in the mountains, making memes and shattering dreams, until we suddenly find ourselves top 10, then we go and actually play.
Yo bios lets do some lumberjacking this round of PUBG by sticking to the trees until the last minute.
by DualZone November 4, 2017
Get the Lumberjackingmug. I man who is simply, slanging that wood. Requirements: 7.5 inches in length, soda can girth, tennis ball size balls, left nut hangs lower than the right, and mushroom tip.
"Jackie came into the emergency room unconscious after having sexual intercourse with a Lumberjack from Lumberton."
by choppatown June 2, 2023
Get the Lumberjackmug. Used to describe a fashion style in Oregon, typically consisting of trendy clothing and a sizeable beard.
by whatsthedifferencebetweenstock December 6, 2014
Get the Classy lumberjackmug. The title given to someone who participates in an orgy featuring 3 or more generations of the same family, therefore "cutting down the family tree".
No way, Nick just had a foursome with Kayla, her mom, and her grandma. He is now known as The Lumberjack.
by Thee Lumberjack December 8, 2022
Get the The Lumberjackmug.