Listen up bitch, here's the sitch.

1) How you open an explanation of a situation to someone that you dislike.
2) An informal way of breaking news to a friend.

Person 1: "Oi, Listen up bitch, here's the sitch."
Person 2: "What's up?"
Person 1: "Well...*explains situation*"

by ThatManWithMeanings March 5, 2018

Lifted Corn Crusher

(V.) The act of shoving a long wooden rod such as a broom handle in a person’s asshole and twisting the rod up and twisting the rod up and down re-enacting crushing corn with a mortar and pestle.

“You see that girl over there, would you do the lifted corn crusher to her?”

by Skippy von Butters June 18, 2018

Listening to KidsBop

When a man ejaculates into his partner's ear

She doesn't like it when I cum in her mouth, so she was listening to KidsBop last night

by Long Leg Papa April 18, 2019

listerine

a mint soda

listerine is a mint soda that is like juice, b r u h

by stamplerels November 3, 2019

Listen to Your Friends

The best song on Declan Mckenna 's 2017 album 'What Do You Think About The Car'

'Image not listening to Listen to Your Friends on a daily basis'

by herbieyjohnson May 29, 2020

Listen to GC’s music day

It’s the day that you listen to any music of your choice but it has to be music made from GC 2509.It’s always on a Friday when it happens and in 2020 it will be 9th of October

I’m just listening to some GC.Oh really it must be Listen to GC’s music day

by Mr Factspitter October 8, 2020

Listerine ready tabs

A highly addictive drug that makes the user’s mouth colder than -0 and taste like cat litter covered in shit.

I’ll suck a nigga fo som listerine ready tabs.

by Oggi of the Boggi December 11, 2020