klumpstrump

Someone who identifies as an old woman

" You see that man over there? Yeah thats what you call a klumpstrump

by Pomorio August 1, 2023

Klumping

The line between friends and dating

Person 1: "Are they dating or are they just friends?"
Person 2: "They're Klumping."
Person 1: "Oh."

by CheeseCheeson August 22, 2023

Klumping

The line between friends and dating

Person 1: "Are they just friends, or are they dating?"
Person 2: "They're Klumping."
Person 1:"oh."

by CheeseCheeson August 22, 2023

Klombadrov

Our lord and savior, our benevolent creator. He saved us from Gleep. All hail Klombadrov!

(Tiktok user @thedeconstrussy made up Klombadrov to repeat Christian doctrine about God to point out how ridiculous it sounds)

My brother in Klombadrov, do you not hear how foolish you sound?

All praise Klombadrov, our benevolent creator!

by habarae January 16, 2024

klombodrov

The half goat, half walrus god of Klombodrovism who sent his son, Gordon, to forgive us of our gleeps. He loves his followers, called Klomps. He created the world after a bought of flatulence and let the chaos organize itself, simply watching. Popularized by @thedeconstrussy on TikTok.

Klomp- Klombodrov blessed me with life
Unbeliever- Klombodrov isn’t real
Klomp- yes he is! All hail Klombodrov!

by ItsSoJunover January 20, 2024

klombadrov

They are the almighty Lord, that has risen for @thedeconstrussy (on TikTok) has been able to preach. He is a half walrus half goat in his physical form, but she is usually a celestial being. He also has a son named Gordon, that came down to earth and helped people with their gleep. He originated from Klombadrovism

1: can you go with me to church today?
2: no, I must give turtles to Klombadrov.
1: sorry who??
2: our Lord and savior Klombadrov

by Whyguythe2nd January 22, 2024

Klombadrov

Our Savior who saves us from our gleeps.
Founded by Benjamin Boyd aka Deconstrussy.
200k followers and counting.

🎶Praise Klombadrov, you've delivered us from gleep and your mercy knows no bounds. You sent your son down to Earth to save us all and your glory still resounds. Klombadrov, oh Klombadrov, reign down onto our hearts. Klombadrov, oh Klombadrov, you're where our freedom starts.🎶

"Klombadrov must be real because I asked him to help find my keys and I found them!"

by Brady C. February 6, 2024