killpenis

A penis so big it would kill someone if you put it in them.

...That guy has a killpenis.

by Koolioboob July 10, 2010

killinois

The nickname for the state of Illinois. Mostly used by people from Chicago. These are the same type of people that call Chicago Chiraq.

I'm from Chiraq, Killinois.

by slvy394 October 9, 2017

Keyboard Killing

When you are online on Myspace/MSN/Facebook etc and are having a fight with someone else. it is full throttle keyboarding slamming out payouts and put them down.

girl one: "lets do some keyboard killing"

girl two: "ok"

girl one: "OMG YOU ARE SUCH A LOSER AND YOU HAVE NO FRIENDS AND EVERYONE HATES YOU"

girl two: "YOUR SUCH A SLUT AND EVERYONE KNOWS WHERE TO GO WHEN THEY NEED A F*^K. YOUR REALLY UGLY AND YOUR ARSE HAS ITS OWN POSTCODE"

girl one " OHKK, you just keyboard killed me"

by mishy!=] August 17, 2009

killing the pig

To make a large sum of money. Derived from a "piggy bank" with so much money in it that it's stuffing and hence killing the pig.

Any one who has bought investment property in Perth, Australia is killing the pig.

by Bacon & Cheese July 25, 2007

killie

A Scottish term for the Ayrshire town of Kilmarnock. Local tradition holds that the name of Kilmarnock derives from the missionary St Marnock. It is likely that 'Killie' came from the inability of locals to pronounce or spell 'Kilmarnock'. The term 'Killie' is more commonly used to refer to Kilmarnock Football Club.

'C'mon Killie!' (used to give encouragement to a usually losing soccer team)

'Am fae Killie, no fae Ayr, thank fuck.' (A kilmarnock citizen would use this phrase in reply to an inquiry regarding what part of Scotland they originate from)

by peapod August 31, 2008

Killing Zombies

The act of killing zombies via internet game or gaming system game. Zombies often killed using swords, guns, bows and arrows, and random objects that may not cause pain to a human, but causes much pain and/or death to these fictional zombies. Killing zombies often takes much time and requires you to have an empty blatter, a comfy chair, a can of soda, and a bag of chips. Killing zombies via internet is most addicting because you barely move your hands or your eyes and requires hardly any movements. Killing zombies is very fun if you don't die. Often when players "die", or more clearly their CHARACTERS die, they will say, "Aw, man, dude I DIED!". It is a common term used when people are killed by the zombies they are trying to kill.

Guy 1: Ah, dude! I'm so tired!
Guy 2: Why?
Guy 3: Dude, he was killing zombies online all day! You should have been there!
Guy 1: Yeah, I was killing them zombies. It's SOOO addicting! I can't help but feed my addiction of killing zombies.
Guy 2: Hmm, I don't think I've ever spent time killing zombies.
Guy 3: Man, it's fun!

by Game Wizard May 15, 2009

Killian

A swedish red panda who does ridiculous recap videos

That dude Killian does recap videos

by Friendlyneighborhoodmemer June 12, 2018