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Kelsey

Will gain your trust as a friend then casually be cruel to you verbally and physically, A Kelsey will normal steal things from you regularly. A Kelsey will back stab you so be careful
P1 : I’m so angry
P2 : why?
P1 : A Kelsey stole from me

P2 : 🤬
by NamingThings101 November 3, 2019
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generally used to refer to someone who's friendly and reliable. sometimes, it might be hard to see them, though
he's so nice - what a Kelsey

I've never seen my best friend in our 19 years of friendship; come on Kelsey!
by aldkjfalksdj December 12, 2020
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she is the reason why people hate their lives. she is rude inconsiderate and selfish. most importantly she is a hypocrite. she will always try and bring you down emotionally. she will make you doubt yourself in your looks and personality. she is one of the worst people to be around. she is a major pick me girl for sure.
girl 1: i hate kelsey
girl 2: me too she is a pick me
by timmy_lover November 21, 2021
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A Kelsey is the best friend you could ask for. Loyal to a fault, great music taste, and an exceptional baker. She is wickedly smart, and lives to tell jokes. A Kelsey is strong physically and emotionally. She likes people to feel special and she likes to feel special too, even though she’ll brush things off and say that she doesn’t. She avoids conflict at all cost, but definitely has a mind of her own, and doesn’t have time for stupidity. She’s too busy studying and petting dogs.
Kelsey made macarons today. They were delectable.
by olives&pickles November 21, 2021
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A woman, typically a white woman, that hates all men and tries to falsely accuse them of rape all the time. They hate men because they have never been approached by one. Most of the men they accuse the most of are black because 1). they desire them the most and 2). the black community has naturally higher crime rates, so it is easier to falsely accuse them and get the outcome they want. Unironically, sexual harassment and assault crimes are actually led demographically by white men, not black men. Kelseys are typically physically very unattractive, having noticeable imperfections in their faces like a large chin, wide cheekbones, or extra face skin, which is ultimately the reason for their disposition.
Malik St. Hilaire's college football career was derailed after he was accused of rape by Nikki Yovino. - Title of Youtube video

Nikki Yovito is a Kelsey, the excessively wide cheekbones, bitchy face, almost tells the story before you read it
by Hamburger harold November 9, 2021
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A smart well rounded girl, typically with hazel eyes. Often drinking and being drunk. Has an internet addiction and is often very skinny. Hypochondriac, and drama queen.
Wow look, it’s Kelsey.
by Stacey Cockwarmer November 13, 2021
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kelsey glander

A Kelsey Glander is a man with many nicknames
What's uncle touchy's real name? That's Kelsey Glander dipshit.
by Vinntom October 2, 2021
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