Butt Shrapnel

The remnants of poo that are missed in the wiping process. These remnants are free to flake off or stick around.

Oh no! I guess I wasn't thorough in my wiping job considering that I have a nasty case of butt shrapnel

by Lewis Hemingway May 26, 2010

Butt Asylum

Where Carrot Top Lives

Zack:Huh
Kory:Wanna Go to Butt Asylum I Hear its Scary!
Zack:No Way Its Way To Scary

by Zackery Stroup November 25, 2011

butt bully

A dude with a big fat ass that bullies smaller guys and or girls by sitting on their faces and demanding service.

"Hey man, you hear about Nick stinkfacing Rocky at wrestling practice?"

"Yeah, he's a real butt bully."

by Wicked Rooster October 21, 2019

butt raid

Usually defines someone who has been ambushed by butt pirates

Later in the washroom, Jack became the target for a butt raid.

by Victorr April 21, 2006

Butt tatty

A tattoo on the butt cheeks, also a common auto correct where it corrects the term 'But... But...' To 'Butt tatty"

Courtney: I don't like you, Martyna.
Martyna: Butt tatty...
Courtney: What the hell?

Martyna: Auto correct!

by daddyjiminslut May 10, 2018

Butt-Jouster

A homosexual who does a running start to engage in anal sex with his male parter.

Jesus! Look at that F*ing butt-jouster! He gives a new meaning to the term, "I will get medieval on your hinee!"

by G-Stein May 20, 2007

butt captain

Master and commander of the butt pirates. A butt captain is a highly-skilled, flaming, ass navigator that leads his pirates into battle... where butt pillaging ensues.

"Arrrrrrrr", said the butt captain as him and his men dug for burried treasure.

by ktrane June 18, 2004