A pink cactus girl with a cute ribbon on her. Please try to avoid her as much as you can, because she craves for cheese.
by frothyshikkumi July 22, 2020
Get the Houstonmug. 
The kind of guy who’s gonna die alone and a virgin. The kind of guy to obsess over a franchise like, I dunno, Star Wars or Marvel. Uses Reddit, that should say enough.
“Oh my God, I asked him why hyperspace was blue and he started lecturing me on lore for 45 minutes! He’s such a Houston.”
by AdmiralHous March 24, 2022
Get the Houstonmug. by NotAFruitSalad May 31, 2022
Get the Houston Blackfacemug. by Slaygirlslay133 November 7, 2021
Get the Houstonmug. A bunch of privileged white guys who suck dick and think they good at football. They actually fuckin suck and play shit teams and are the sons have Carencro and Acadiana. They live off daddies money.
by Ladiesman7689 October 16, 2023
Get the Sam houstonmug. a since which you move to a new area and find a new love interest or partner out if no where , and you guys hit it off amazing everytime you see eachother
‘i can wait to have my houston love story’
‘i had a houston love story my 12 grade year when i moved schools’
‘i had a houston love story my 12 grade year when i moved schools’
by heartkid March 18, 2024
Get the houston love storymug.