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Ham Harmonica

When a girl sucks up and down the side of your penis lengthwise, like eating a cob of corn.
Dave: Hey Rocco, where did you and Nikki run off to after the BBQ last night?
Rocco: Oh man, she go so worked up after eating 4 cobs of corn at dinner, she took me out behind the horse barn and played the Ham Harmonica on me!
by DanaFX October 31, 2021
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the hillbilly harmonica

To place a music instrument into you partners mouth while having sex in the doggy style position
Have you ever done the Hillbilly Harmonica?

What's that.

Its when you put a Harmonica in her mouth while you're balls deep, riding her like a pig.
by porkchopp69 November 9, 2020
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Hormonie

Because of stress, the pregnant lady was acting overly hormonie.
by DJ Beaver April 11, 2009
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Harmony Sniper

When a song is playing or person is singing a song and another attempts to harmonise to sections of this music causing either good or bad harmonies.

Someone will then proceed to use there sniper hand to shoot them yelling 'Harmony Sniper'
'Harmony Sniper' bang!
by Harmony Sniper January 16, 2010
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Harmony Camp

The best camp in the whole fuckin' universe.
Held at OSU in August.
Harmony camp is more awesome than free ice cream.
by Rae Anne Miller January 16, 2011
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harmony day

Harmony Day, likening it to government projects in communist-ruled China.
Harmony day is aimed for by oppression of liberties in China, and is therefore impossible to achieve in a democratic country.
The problem with the harmonious society is not just the disconnect between the rhetoric and the reality. The truth is, while superficially sweet-sounding, the idea is illusory and utopian. We may all wish in the abstract that everyone got along, but the reality is that free societies by their nature are cacophonous, argumentative and full of dissent.

"If it is decided that we must restrict speech or avoid discussing certain subjects to keep the peace over an apparently combustible population, might now not be the time to ask whether this type of harmony is worth celebrating?"
by franklin J February 10, 2014
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hairmonica

A euphemism for genitalia for the purposes of oral sex.
Dude, Sally really gets off when I play her hairmonica!
by dingleningle August 16, 2014
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