National Fucking Day

November 25th is a day when you and your significant other have to fuck

National Fucking Day
Person 1: “Hey it’s November 26th you know what that means!”

Person 2: “Oh shit, let’s fuck!”

by Ø Barreiro November 25, 2023

December 5th fuck your roommate day

It’s the day all roommates who are secretly or not secretly gay to have sex with each other

Logan: Parker and Zack let’s have sex!
Parker: No I’m not gay
Logan: I am but it doesn’t matter it’s December 5th fuck your roommate day
Zack: Well Parker it is a holiday after all
Parker: But Logan my asshole still hurts from yesterday but oh well I’ll be walking like a penguin tomorrow

by Remmerr November 27, 2023

Fuck Diligence Day

On December 3rd, Everyone say FUCK DILIGENCE because why the fuck not.

Diligence: Having a great day

Anyone: "Fuck you Diligence"
Diligence: "But why"
Anyone: "Because its Fuck Diligence Day"

by DaCurrency December 3, 2023

NATIONAL fuck your gf day

December 10

Today is National fuck your gf day!

by UrBaN DiCkeRKnOt December 10, 2023

fuck gob day

we all hate generic object battle its so gross!!! so hate it. happens any day

"wanna hate gob today man?" "YES YES!!!" "i love fuck gob day."

by gob fan. December 20, 2022

NON-FUCK THE OWNER DAY

DON'T FUCK THE OWNER CUZ THIS WILL CAUSE CHAOS

ITS NON-FUCK THE OWNER DAY SO DON'T CAUSE CHAOS OR YOU WILL BE BANNED

by LimeyXaviOlwalithe-Kenyan-Guy December 21, 2022

Fuck the Owner Day

On December 22nd, all members of a discord server have the right to break every rule, and fuck with the owner, on this day the owner is completely powerless, and has to watch the fuckery being committed Fuck the owner day

Fuck the owner day

by davetheglizzygobler December 22, 2022