A sexual act which one participant presses their anus against their parther's anus and poops a log directly into their partner's open anus. The turd moves like a submarine from one body into another.
I met a sailer named Pat. After topping him he who gave me a huge San Francisco Submarine. It was long, hard, and full of sea men.
by Adimus Prime December 15, 2021
Get the San Francisco Submarinemug. by Pleaseendme June 9, 2018
Get the San Francisco cloudsmug. by StrokeTheDolphin July 24, 2021
Get the San Francisco Sourdoughmug. A noticeable dent in a car fender, bumper, or door acquired while parked, left by an anonymous San Francisco driver who drives away without leaving any contact note or insurance info.
Damn it! Some a*hole gave my car a San Francisco kiss on the right front fender while I was parked in the Stockton street garage!!!
by SF Tony December 16, 2008
Get the San Francisco kissmug. Major Leauge Baseball team that moved to San Fransico from New York in 1957 at the same time the Dodgers moved from Brooklyn their last World Series was in 1954. Their rivalry with the Dodgers is the oldest and best in American sports even though the east coast media bias says differently.
by Ciaban Krommenhock October 13, 2006
Get the San Francisco Giantsmug. noun, -- gay marriage, cutting and running from Iraq, coddling terrorists, raising taxes, amnesty for illegals
Over the space of a few days, the phrase "San Francisco values" has passed from the lips of conservative FOX News commentator Bill O'Reilly and former House Speaker Newt Gingrich onto the editorial pages of the Augusta (Ga.) Chronicle, where the paper endorsed a Republican congressional candidate because a Democratic House would mean "Pelosi will be speaker and her far-left San Francisco values -- gay marriage, cutting and running from Iraq, coddling terrorists, raising taxes, amnesty for illegals -- will become the House agenda."
In a recent online fundraising pitch, the now-pundit Gingrich asked supporters, "Will everything you've worked so hard to accomplish be lost to the San Francisco values of would-be Speaker Nancy Pelosi?" In Thursday's National Review Online, House Speaker Dennis Hastert asked, "Do we really want Nancy Pelosi's San Francisco values leading the culture war?" Neither elaborated on the meaning of "San Francisco values."
In a recent online fundraising pitch, the now-pundit Gingrich asked supporters, "Will everything you've worked so hard to accomplish be lost to the San Francisco values of would-be Speaker Nancy Pelosi?" In Thursday's National Review Online, House Speaker Dennis Hastert asked, "Do we really want Nancy Pelosi's San Francisco values leading the culture war?" Neither elaborated on the meaning of "San Francisco values."
by Little Miss Sunshine!! November 3, 2006
Get the San Francisco Valuesmug. This is where a guy is banging a girl in a bath tub and pinches out a long terd. If she says anything about it, then he knocks her out cold.
Tito is having sex with Megan in a bathtub. Tito lets a long log go. Megan says, "What the hell is that?!?" Tito knocks her unconscious. The End.
by Cleadus February 6, 2004
Get the San Francisco Phillymug.