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Japanese Snow Ferret

Verb-When you do blow off a Japanese man’s dick and then he bends you over and anally pleasures you.
I can hardly sit down after I was Japanese snow ferreted last night.
by Snowqueen May 24, 2024
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Ferret

An undersized shiney headed boyman who constantly requires to update the room on what page of 'crash' he is on despite no one asking.

Furthermore 'Ferret' enjoys announcing any NEXUS requirements and his ability to fill them out.
'I am the Ferret and today I won't leave the office.' direct quote. Said 361 days of the working year.
by TJ247 April 4, 2020
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Ferret

A cute animal that I really want but will never have, often used in ‘bump that booty like a but come on if you don’t, don’t shake it off
‘I have a ferret’
by St4rb4tzz June 6, 2022
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Scandinavian Womb-Ferret

An aesthetically beautiful creature that beds itself into Scandi-culture before systematically working its way through the vagina's of each of the scandi-nations. This wonderful creature has a penchant for vagina's frequent high-altitudes and often don't stay in one country often
Sweet lord, the way that guy collects duty-free from Norway... he must be a Scandinavian womb-ferret
by Scandi-seeker April 13, 2020
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Ferret Withdrawl

When you have to surrender your ferrets and you miss having ferrets as pets so you’re desperate for more.
Ugh, I hate not having ferrets! I’m going through a ferret withdrawl right now.
by Crazy Ferret Lady February 6, 2019
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ferret-blaster

a ferret blaster is a weapon used back in world war 2 you make one by disecting a ferret stuffing it with gunpowder shotgun shells and c4 bombs this were often effecient but made the ferret population have a fast dicline
tony were getting shot grab the ferret-blaster
by CYEBUBJEKJKJDKCNO June 22, 2023
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ferret monkus

An extremely dodgy hairstyle resembling that of a monk. Straight fringe, basin cut.
When the f*ck are you going to sort out your 'ferret monkus'??
by Jonny 1973 July 25, 2006
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