modern family

the reason to watch tv on wednesday.since all the other networks suck on wednesday.fox has crap like american idol and now the x factor,cbs has csi which is pretty washed up now,nbc has law and order(also washed up),and the cw has america's top model
the show is somewhat like the office(mockumentray style) but its based on three families somewhere in southern california.
oh... i almost forgot THIS SHOW IS HILARIOUS!!!!

Modern Family dominates Wednesday nights in America on TV.

by modernfamilyfan September 22, 2011

family hopping

visiting various family members' houses in a small span of time, especially over the thanksgiving and christmas holidays. not unlike bar hopping

jessica: where will you be on christmas day?

rachael: i'll be family hopping all week

by rjennings December 9, 2009

The Clown Family

The Clown Family is a groupchat made on Twitter. This gc consists of absolute idiots that don't believe in bagged milk, but they're nice so you have to love them.

The Clown Family are very nice but bagged milk is superior

by clownfamilyhead July 12, 2020

McCaffrey Family

A football family from Colorado consisting of legendary Denver Broncos wide receiver Ed McCaffrey, San Francisco 49'ers wide receiver Max McCaffrey, Carolina Panthers running back Christian McCaffrey, University of Michigan quarterback Dylan McCaffrey, and University of Nebraska commit Luke McCaffrey

Person 1: The McCaffrey Family is bound to become football royalty. With Dad and all the brothers playing football.

Person 2: Yeah. The Manning era is about over, and the McCaffrey Era is upon us.

by ManyMinion007 December 27, 2018

Family Vacation

Something that sucks donkey ass and makes your children not want to talk to you for months

I hate Family Vacations as they make me never want to talk to my Brother again.

by JustAGrookey March 28, 2021

Norton Family

The worst Idea for any company to ever come up with, the most annoying program for any over-protective parent to ever come across. Blocks every innocent site, including this one and also has a chrome extensionthat makes it even worse. It's a pure torture device for teenagers on the internet.

Someone:"Hey dude! Wanna play a game of Fortnite?"

Me:"Sorry! Norton Family say that my computer time is up, and the site is blocked!"

by BurnD' May 29, 2018

Family Wreath

Instead of a Family Tree, this term refers to a family derived from a lot of incest.

Jed: Shit, you know they all marry their cousins!?Inbred sons of bitches ain’t got a Family Tree, they got a Family Wreath!

by SpecklemyFreckle April 3, 2020