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Cold Docking

This is a bizarre, yet (some would say anyway) sexual act involving the insertion of a shit frozen within a condom in to the anus of a willing victim.

The frozen turd 'dildo' is slid in and out of the willing victims ring piece until it begins to thaw and emit a vulgar odour.
Gillian happily spread herself on all fours whilst Joanne began the cold docking by inserting the frozen turdpedo in and out of Gillians ample anus
by Phantomspermer January 6, 2012
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Nogger Dock

A term used for black monkey penis. Normally long and hard, since the brain is soft and small.
What a Nogger Dock, I can see it from all the way here.
by HJJ I November 2, 2023
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dixon of dock green

Dixon of Dock Green was a fictional character on television in the 1950's and 60's. A uniformed police sergeant, Officer Dixon was supposed to be serving in Dock Green which was infact a thin veneer for the truth that the location was meant to be Bethnal Green in London.
The series was shown during the 1950's and 60's and followed on the success of the film "The Blue Lamp" Dixon was firm but very compassionate. Would clip a little kid round the earole for being cheeky and would take the teenager who had been stealing from the local shop home to face a spanking with dads firm hand on the bare backside. While also being more cautious and harsh on those that truly transgressed the law

Any officer that is too concerned with why a criminal behaves the way they do and wanting to help criminals out of a life of crime is called "Dixon of Dock Green". An old fashioned copper.
Dixon was notoriously affected by the humanity behind the crime and the criminal was a product of hapless circumstance which caused Dixon personal pain at times.

He cycled round on a pushbike
Soddin ell them kids are up and down these bleedin stairs of this tower block all day sellin drugs and what do we get to sort it out?
Dixon of Dock Green !
Dixon of fookin dock fookin Green I ask yer !
by stainesmassive April 5, 2008
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dockwhore

a female who waits at the docks, waiting for ships to come in so she can service the crew, see also crewback
Shelb: Hey Chris, where's your sister?
Chris: I think she said she was going to watch the USS Nimitz come into port
Shelb:....yeah....she's a dockwhore
Chris: Fu....nah, you're right.....damn
by Darth Wells October 31, 2007
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moon docking

Describes an act when a man and his woman are having sex and when the man has a finger(s) up her ass, she moves her hand toward his ass and sticks her finger(s) up his ass. Together they are having sex and "moon docking" each other. The more fingers and closer to orgasm the greater the feeling.
"I was wrist deep in my bitch's ass last night when she snuck up on me and she started "moon docking" me. It was fuckin' awesome. I never came so hard in my life"
by CornholioMaxholio May 4, 2008
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baby docking

"As her water broke she frantically searched for a baby docking partner."
by colleen86 June 23, 2007
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dockle

complete, absolute, dilZ, nigglen, twigglius
them rockLers are complete and absolute dockLes,, get the diLz batch.. paC
by d. Ockle September 26, 2004
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