The pinnacle of human comedy, millions of years of evolution, survival, building a community then a kingdom, then, being all over the world, conquering mount everest, flying to the moon, all of this resulted in one thing.
Deez nuts.
Deez nuts.
"Hey dude you wanna go hang out" - person
"Deez nuts" - other person
"You're going to a mental hospital" - person
"Deez nuts" - other person
"Deez nuts" - other person
"You're going to a mental hospital" - person
"Deez nuts" - other person
by Hydramadness312 July 28, 2023

Deez nuts is an expression used to deliberately interrupt or divert a conversation. It is a rather figurative way to show disrespect towards the current topic of discussion. The phrase is often used as the punchline of a setup joke that involves asking someone a vaguely phrased question to solicit a follow-up question in response, typically in the form of one of the five Ws, before yelling out the said phrase in an obnoxious manner.
Me: Do you like parodies?
Victim: Yes
Me: Well, how would you like a pair of deez nuts in your mouth!?
Victim: Yes
Me: Well, how would you like a pair of deez nuts in your mouth!?
by elaboratescanner04 January 21, 2024

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by sussybaka42069eedeeznuts April 4, 2022

Nuts mean your private part, where pee comes from aka your bladder, so when some one say deez nuts, they are basically saying deez bladders. It’s basically a sussy joke
by Deez nuts sussy among us baka September 15, 2022
