Danger Wank

The act of pleasuring yourself screaming your parents name and finishing before they get to the room.

MOM!!!! Im danger wanking!

by Jakdasnake96 June 6, 2018

Danger Toot

When you have had recent diarrhea and later risk farting away from a toilet, knowing that there is a chance more than gas will come out.

Yesterday's curry gave me the runs, but I still risked a danger toot and ended up sharting myself.

by Stygian Soul March 2, 2023

danger nuggets

Loose and separated stools whose sudden urgency cause one to hurry to the restroom to expel them.

Whew, that was a close one! Had some danger nuggets brewing.

by trolololololil October 29, 2012

Danger Laden

1.Full of unsafeness, a treacherous area, person, item, et cetera.
2. An adjective describing anything sketchy.

"The streets are danger laden."

by Riland January 12, 2008

Slanger danger

Other word for a long limp dick

I got a fucking slanger danger

by Imperdible November 6, 2018

Dangerously Horny

The intense urge to have sex that comes from being barred from sex for a social or situational reasons...but still wanting it. Or being so horny that you would be willing to take measures or actions that would have previously been sexually preposterous.

Examples for Dangerously horny could be when you and your significant other go to two different universities and can't get it on until breaks and the stress from school and being horny becomes a force to be reckoned with.

"I could seriously have sex with my uber driver right now..."

"If I were alone on an island the one thing I would bring with me would be that guy random on the bus yesterday..."

"I'd call off work for sex right now, even if they paid me extra."

by DracoInfinite November 29, 2018

Danger Kitten

Guys that range between 20-26 when you're 30+

Kittens are cute and you want to pick them up and take them home but you really shouldn't - don't feed them because they'll start following you

"I met this guy at Shots in Wynwood and he was hot but turns out he's 23. He asked me how old I was and I said you but reverse. Total Danger Kitten, I shouldn't but... i wanna pet him"

"Wow, her son is a total danger kitten"

by Spiritbomb_girl May 23, 2022