max bling

A FUCKING DICKHEAD WHO SHOULD COMMIT SUICIDE BECAUSE NO ONE LIKES HIM AND FUCKS CANDLES ON A DAILY BASIS THE RETARDED JABBA THE HUT

FUCK YOU MAX BLING DICKHEAD

by ShakaylaisHawt June 7, 2016

bling kong

A person with the ownership of a substantial amount of bodily jewlery. Usually indicative of men, but in rare cases, in women. (Multiple ear/belly-button/other part piercings.) Bling kongs can be easily separated from a crowd by the sheer quantity of jewelery that they possess. This normally attracts a multitude of women (wanted or not) as well as hordes of co-ballers that seem to know him or her.

Steve: Hey Ben, is it physically possible for someone to wear 37 gold chains while standing?
Ben: Hmm, I really don't know.
<Bling Kong enters the club>
Ben: Damn, I guess you can.

by The Snoop Doggy Bryce December 13, 2008

Hotline bling

When an ex has blocked you and you get that monotone female robot telling you to fuck off before a dreary bleep disconnects you.

I know with that hotline bling, that can only mean one thing. My ass is blocked

by Drake the dank engine July 5, 2018

bling dinger

sum1 who wears fake "bling"

"andrew u bling dinger!" said i

"nope im not its a real swansea ring." said andrew

"did u find it in a cracker?" said i

"no i bought it at the liberty stadium." said andrew

by Jewel$. April 8, 2008

Thought bling

An original idea advertised in a social context to enhance the reputation of the person presenting the idea.

Ew, she's such a brain. What a bunch of thought bling. Let's rip her to shreds.

by shadyladyk February 11, 2010

BUNG Bling

The practice of hiding valuables in one's rectum. Often performed by criminals to hide contraband.

That kid was arrested with half a jewelry store up his butt. Quite the bung bling.

by Byron33196_2 January 11, 2014

Bling Bat

Some who wear fake bling

Get outta here with your fake jewels you bling bat!

by The Real Snail July 22, 2018