Speedo Bloggerism

A controversial practice wherein a speedo-clad blogger watches a video of himself being insulted and then transcribes the insult verbatim on his personal blog.

See also: Self-own

When someone made a video calling him technically incompetent, Jiff ran to the keyboard and committed a rather ironic act of speedo bloggerism.

by Jiffy Landmine November 3, 2021

Cock blogger

A cock blocker on-line.
A person who blogs about roosters.

Guy 1: why are you posting pics of me and my ex on IG.

Guy 2: so my sister can stop flirting with you.
Guy 1: you friggin Cock blogger!

by Steven Stephalonavich September 24, 2021

get bigger hands

when someone has an issue you can't be bothered to hear. and so you need to shut them up

person 1: my dog died today
person 2: get bigger hands

by the og unga bunga December 10, 2022

the bigger the feet the bigger the meat

This rule applies to anyone who has a "glizzy". Basically, the bigger your shoe size, the bigger the thing in your pants is.

Johnny: "Damn bro, how big is your shoe size?"
Jeremiah: "Oh, it's 10.5 bro"
Johnny: "You packin fr bro, can I see it?"
Jeremiah: "What do you mean?"
Johnny: "You never heard the rule? The bigger the feet the bigger the meat!"

by flatscreen January 26, 2023

I'm no jazz blogger

A complex phrase used to qualify a declarative sentence to clarify you are not expert on whatever it is you're talking about.

Synonyms: "I'm not an expert nor do I claim to be"

I'm no jazz blogger, but I am smarter than everyone else.

by elwags November 27, 2011

schrodinger's blogger

Schrodinger's Blogger is a term used to describe self-styled journalists who uphold little/no standards of journalistic rigour or integrity, only to declare themselves bloggers upon being challenged on their lack of professionalism.

Commenter - "With even the most basic fact-checking, you can dismiss 90% of this article. Shoddy journalism."
Schrodinger's Blogger - "This was just a blog post about my personal views on the matter."
Commenter - "You're Schrodinger's Blogger."

by Ste V B May 1, 2015

Douche Bloggery

1. Acts of Douche Baggery , but commited in blog form.

"Dude did you read Bill O'Reilly's blog? It was total douche bloggery!"

by Seth Berg December 14, 2008