Milf-bate

Super cute babies,kittens,or puppies used for ice breakers to talk to hot milfs.

This chocolate lab puppy is the best milf-bate ever,having been slaying it.

by Dezzy Adam October 12, 2020

john bates

That one football coach who knows it all, four-eyed little prick who always acts like it's his way or the high way in order to hide the fact that's he's never had a date in his life. All around your typically douchebag.

That guy is acting like a real John Bates, what a dick!

by Mrs John Bates April 17, 2017

Pizza-bate

When you order a takeaway and believe you have enough time to masterbate and it arrives prematurely.

What are you doing tonight? Think I'm gonna stay in and pizza-bate

by Ginger seb October 27, 2017

bates nation

When you have been taught by the great teacher Master Bates

“Yo dude, are you a member of the Bates Nation??”

“Yeah boi, I’m a big fan of the Master Bates.”

“Badass.”

by Bates Nationalism November 3, 2017

bate bird

A girl that you get with just to use and get close to someone else through them

"I love you babe"- girl

"Shut up ye just a bate bird"- boy

by 0161mannyonthemap June 22, 2016

Batee

Batees are actually gorillas camouflaged as humans. They are totally mixed in the human society today and are hard to differentiate by their physical appearance. They are total westaboos and always talk about western countries (mostly America), even if they live in a country farthest away from America. They don't even know how speak their own language and make total clowns of themselves among their friends and the society. In fact they are the people (actually gorillas) who support Trump and voted him!

"Hey that guy has all the characteristics of Batees I read in the urban dictionary. Now I'm pretty sure that he is a Batee!"

by Potatovour February 1, 2017

United Bates of America

United Bates of America is a TLC show about Gil and Kelly Bates, and their 19 kids - not to be confused with the family from the show '19 Kids and Counting', they're two different families.

Those two families are like clones of each other, though. They look extremely similar in appearance, act the same way, and have the same beliefs. Oh yeah, they're all homeschooled just like the Duggar kids on 19 Kids and Counting are.

They live in a farmhouse in rural Tennessee, and the boys run a tree-cutting business along with their dad. The oldest son, Zach is dating.. whoops, I mean "courting" a girl named Sarah.

Gil & Kelly-Jo Bates have 19 kids:
Zachary
Michaella
Erin
Lawson
Nathan
Alyssa
Tori
Trace
Carlin
Josie
Katie
Jackson
Warden
Isaiah
Addallee
Ellie
Callie-Anna
Judson
Jeb

1. Tori Bates is hot, too bad she's saving herself for marriage.
2. The difference between Michelle Duggar and Kelly Bates is.. nothing.
3. Erin Bates is the next Mozart.
4. The Bates took a vote on what they wanted their show to be called, and the majority liked 'United Bates of America'.

by gabe marshall September 25, 2012