Eli Assist

When someone is credited an assist even though it has been a significant amount of time has passed when they were last a part of the play.

“Dude, it was 10 seconds since you last touched the ball. How’d you get an assist still?”

“I think that’s one of those ‘Eli assists.’”

by Razosaku May 20, 2022

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by .6.7.6.Opne.6.7.6.Parenthesis. May 3, 2025

Farm-Assist

Hey Bro, this Kid at the Dispensary ....
Hash-tag Emerald Oz, She’s not a “BudTender” , She’s a FARM ASSIST!! Totally 💯 on recommending Buddha, Aye!

Hey Dude, Dis Kid at da Dizpensorry, sick Buddha Yo! Talk bout dat sticky Ickiest!!
She’s a Strate 🆙 “FARM-Assist!”
On the 💯! Knot 🪢 no bud-tender..

by CPO BOATS January 12, 2021

Scholars Assistance

The one who help in content Editing.

Whenever in need, Scholars Assistance is my savior.

by will brock January 4, 2022

Nico/Assist

Our God you should worship him he's everything you're not people aren't obsessed with you they're obsessed with Nico 🙌👏🙏🙇
Live love laugh Assist all hail Nico‼️

"Omg look there's a Nico! 😻"
"WHERE??? "
"RIGHT THERE DUMB BIYCH"
"Nico/assist is the best let's worship him hoe‼️"

by Lovely Esther September 27, 2021

teachers assistant

Basically someone who runs around doing the teacher's dirty work. Otherwise known as "ta"

"Oh, I forgot to grade the tests... My teachers assistants will do it for me!"

by Swimminginthedeepbluesea October 12, 2015

anal assist

when a guy is plowing a girl and his homie pulls up and goes in for the anal assist

don't worry dawg I got you with the ~anal assist~ (said in a cod voice similar to "insta kill")

by angstyjuul May 7, 2021