Assassination Attempt

When shooting a load at at potential recipient’s face, they turn away and their ear takes the heat.

I had a clear shot at her face, but it just ended up being an assassination attempt.

by Dingelberry July 16, 2024

Assassination

The highest honer a government can give a news reporter

It's sad Jane was found dead in an underwater cave buckled into her car with 12 bullets in her chest and her skull caved in. She truly was such a depressed person. The government said it wasn't an assassination.

by TheWyomingite November 23, 2023

JFK assassination

When a man’s head explodes, staining his partner’s designer clothes with his bodily fluid.

My designer outfit got all stained in a JFK assassination. Kinda like Jackie-O in her pink Chanel.

by TK2000 November 15, 2023

Assassin's Creed Origins

Assassin's Creed Origins is the 10th game in the Assassin's Creed series.
The game was released in the 27th of October to the Xbox One, Playstation 4 and PC.

Dude, Assassin's Creed Origins is sick, you should buy it!
i'll think about it :)

by מה קורה נשמה November 2, 2017

one-star assassin

Someone who leaves a 1-star online review, just to troll a company.

We fired Josh last month, and now he's leeaving negative reviews for each of our products. What a one-star assassin

by richkid98 August 13, 2018

Big Assassin

A alternate word in which you can tell a girl you have a large penis without been obvious

Hannah: Have you found it yet?

Dan: Yeah, I still need to find the BIG ASSASSIN though

Hannah: Oh alright then

by RIBA Lads November 13, 2011

Assassin Walk

The 'Assassin Walk' is the mythical representation that the Assassin's from "Assassin's Creed' are the creators of the first Gangsta Walk. This mythical representation is taken from the 'Assassin's Creed' games. Notably: 'Assassin's Creed (The First Game)', 'Assassin's Creed II', 'Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood', 'Assassin's Creed: Revelations', and essentially most or all PSP affiliated 'Assassin's Creed' games.

The actual walk is to walk with your hands, wrists and arms back and walk with only your shoulders moving.

The real Assassin's that existed way back then may have actually walked like that to be aware of possible surrounding attackers.

Friend: Dude, you walking like a Gangsta! You can't do that, you ain't a Gangsta like me.

Assassin Walker: You're right... I'm not a gangsta. That's why I'm using the 'Assassin Walk'. I'm walking like from the creators of your precious Gangsta walk.

by Shadioactive November 28, 2013