a hoax foisted upon unsuspecting, well-meaning, liberal, suburbanites by the Ziploc company; which distributes instructions for reproducing a sweet yeast bread culture requiring the utilization of multiple large Ziploc bags, depending upon an unreasonably romantic notion of the pure goodness of rural Amish folk, and spread by the directive that this virus be passed on to four friends in the fashion of an email virus.
"My best friend at work just gave me a Ziploc bag full of squishy yeast with instructions for making Amish friendship bread-- what the heck am I supposed to do with this?"
by Zaaah McKaah January 17, 2009
Get the Amish friendship breadmug. by mynamebruh May 10, 2023
Get the Amish Moon Buttermug. Your partner forcefully rams corn on the cob into your ass leaving it in for a limited amount of time then removing it to consume
Me and my friend were bored, so we decided to Amish Corn Husk. In the beginning it hurt but in the end it was a sweet treat
by Brown fish April 21, 2017
Get the amish corn huskmug. by The goons fan boy July 16, 2023
Get the Amish moon vapemug. by Buford Turnipseed June 27, 2019
Get the Riding an Amish Surfboardmug. The act if urinating in an amish persons rectal cavity and churning the urine with your penis, as if it were butter.
Hey man! I have a throbbing UTI because I just finished giving Debby the craziest Amish Moon Butter. My dick was literally churning my own piss in her ass! It was awesome!
by Oscarsom Tabington May 10, 2023
Get the Amish Moon Buttermug. When a Male, from Lancaster county amish country, ties his balls around his penis and inserts them into his wife and proceeds to make sweet love to her. The cock ball combo gives the amish woman a sensation she has never felt because always just doing missionary position all the whilst the man can hold out as long as possible do to the ball restriction around his dick.
by Culatr March 23, 2019
Get the Amish slip knotmug.