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Brian

Brian is a huge asshole, with a small to mediocre vagina, completely lacking the cock. Usually looks like a naked mole rat, with a Beatles bowl cut. A Brian usually stays inside playing video games with his noodle arms and huge moobs
“Mom what is that species of animal?”
“They’re called queers, or Brian Jimmy.”
by Brianeatscock0981 October 15, 2017
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Brian

He is a cute Mexican skater who wears all black. He has black slip-on Vans, and has a way with the ladies. He turns in his homework on time, and goofs off with is homies. He wears a Thrasher sweatshirt, and man is he hot. Of course all your friends but your bestie moons over him. It's his face. And of course, he has a crush on your friend! Duh!
(True story about Brian)(I know a kid named Brian and just described him!!)(story below told by my bestie)
i was in 1st and 2nd period, and Brian trys to whisper something in my ear.
so I tell him "I can't hear out of that ear"
and he replies with "why"
so I told him "My friend made me deaf in that ear"
"Was it that crazy girl in Color Guard?" he said
"My friend has a name ya know" I said
He replied with "What's her name then"
"Christi"
He then said "well tell her that if she does it again, me and her will never have a chance, actually, we aren't gonna have a chance because she already did, and I did not have feelings for her anyway"
"I didn't ask if you liked her, and why would you think of having a relationship with her, what if she hated your guts? Plus who do you like anyway??" I said
He then finished with "Umm... I need to get back to work"
Me- OMG BRIAN'S HAIR LOOKS SO FLUFFY!!!
My friend- umm... how??
Me- he was messing up his hair and i stuck straight up and looked fluffy"
My friend- O-Kay then..
Me- don't judge me
My friend- already have
Me- you like a kid with poodle hair
My friend- and you like Brian that-
Me- hot adorable gorgeous handsome devil... who has tamed hair??
My friend- skater who has a crush on me
Me- *Cries*
My friend *With a devilish smile*- get recked kid
Me- at least is smile makes me melt like a Popsicle
by xXViNtAgEsWaGXx March 19, 2019
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brianing

The practice of going about life with ones hand is his pants.
Wow, i walked in the room and you were sitting there Brianing
by Dstrong March 7, 2014
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Brian

Brian’s a faggot
by BiggerDick42069 May 29, 2019
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Brian

The crustiest boy. Very crusty.
"Ugh. I hate waking up early. I feel like a Brian."
by ajitpai6969 December 15, 2019
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Brian

Brian is a fucking asshole. He is usually very funny, but very aggressive all the time.
by Service dog November 15, 2019
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Brian

Brian is a cocky chubby boy who thinks he knows it all he’s always trying to help his friends out and is always doing everything for them he’s smart but can make dumb decisions sometimes He always Brags A lot.
by RealNigNation August 8, 2019
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