A tiny, slow town with 3 traffic lights, all on the same stretch of highway that runs through the town. A place where businesses don't have websites on that newfangled interweb thing, but both religions (Baptist and Methodist) are equally represented on every jury, board, and government office. Only redeeming quality is its proximity to Chattanooga, where one can experience civilization any time he or she is willing to drive 25 minutes down the interstate.
I ran out of shampoo and was about to go to Walmart for more, but then I remembered that I live in Jasper, Tennessee, which isn't even big enough for the Waltons to notice it's existence.
by marthastewart731 March 22, 2016
Get the jasper, tennesseemug. by forsuresummer 🤍🤍 September 27, 2022
Get the Jasper Cullenmug. 
A knock-off version of the name 'Casper'/'Kasper'. Normally a socially awkward pre-pubescent boy with too many freckles that will probably change his name.
Casper: Did you hear that Jasper is changing his name to Jugemu Jugemu Go-Kō-no-Surikire Kaijari-suigyo no Suigyō-matsu Unrai-matsu Fūrai-matsu Kū-Neru Tokoro ni Sumu Tokoro Yaburakōji no Burakōji Paipo Paipo Paipo no Shūringan Shūringan no Gūrindai Gūrindai no Ponpokopii no Ponpokonaa no Chōkyūmei no Chōsuke?
Kasper: Thats such an unnecessarily short name.
Kasper: Thats such an unnecessarily short name.
by a guy named Hashbrown April 9, 2022
Get the Jaspermug. 
Get the Jaspermug. 