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Michael Graham Claydon

Literally the most perfect man on any planet, he is litteraly perfect Michael Graham Claydon is honestly the definition of a man written by a woman. You could say he deserves the world but he doesn't, the world is SHIT and Michael Graham Claydon deserves better than that. And on top of that, he has a PHAT ass
A: Have you seen Michael Graham Claydon?

B: No, but isn't he just great!

A: He is! I love Michael Graham Claydon
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Kyle Graham

A person who has a perm and smokes vape batteries, and has a fat Bunda.
Oh look mr phee, a wiped Kyle graham with a watermelon elfbar
by An s69 August 23, 2022
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meet the grahams

Kendrick Lamar's 2nd most recent diss track on Drake (as of 12nd of May 2024).
After Drake's song "FAMILY MATTERS" was published, less than an hour later, Kendrick Lamar released "meet the grahams".
On the track, Kendrick speaks directly to members of Drake's family, telling his son Adonis that he is sorry that his father is Drake. Kendrick alleges that Drake is hiding a second child (a daughter), that he is sexually attracted to minors, and that he is running a sex trafficking ring out of his mansion. Kendrick also disses Drake's OVO label affiliates – claiming they are sex offenders harboured by Drake — and security guard. He predicts that Drake's mansion "is 'bout to get raided too", referring to the recent federal raids on Sean Combs' mansion as part of an unrelated investigation.
Kendrick Lamar revealing an alleged second child came in the context of Pusha T's 2018 diss track "The Story of Adidon", in which Pusha T publicly revealed that Drake was hiding a son named Adonis. Drake responded to Kendrick on Instagram: "Nahhhh hold on can someone find my hidden daughter pls and send her to me…these guys are in shambles", followed by multiple laughing emojis. Fans who were put off by the alleged "lie" about the hidden daughter, uploaded an edited version of the track to social media, where they edited out the third verse of "Meet the Grahams", prompting Lamar and his label to file a copyright violation.
Person 1: Did you listen to meet the grahams? Kendrick fucking murdered him!
Person 2: Yeah, he even exposed his daughter, what a deadbeat dude.
by Spongrick Bobar May 12, 2024
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graham cracker

A person of black descent that acts like a white person.
Josh is confused, he is such a graham cracker.
by Blackjoker63 March 1, 2018
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soggy graham

A lump of poo left in the shower after someone tries to waffle-stomp and fail. It becomes flattened with the grate imprints…like the worst graham cracker ever.
My roommate keeps leaving soggy grahams in the shower. He needs to either waffle stomp better or not shit in the shower.
by Camp Teacher February 22, 2025
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ash graham

A technique in which a female attempts to elude a creepy male, by offering her mothers phone number in place of her own, extremely low, yet highly effective
"Did you just give that guy your number?"
"No way I pulled an Ash Graham"
"Nice!"
by Dinks January 15, 2015
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