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cock-watching

to watch thy cock; to be or act in an overly obsessed or attracted way. to be up someone's ass to the furthest extent
"bro you have bad grades" "bro stop cock-watching"
by Lazarito February 15, 2022
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watching "moxie"

watching moxie is when you and your special someone does unholy acts while watching some feminist movie you don't remember a single thing about. examples of unholy things are making out, giving hickies, dry sex (or real if everyone is okay with it), and the list goes on, it's completely up to the two of you ;)
friend 1: you wont believe what me and my girl did last night!
friend 2: were you guys watching "moxie"?
friend 1: hell yeah we did!
both: *high five*
by 22+23 May 4, 2021
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Dick watch

Describes the uncontrollable urge to nod off and have your head bow down to your dick in a short quick snappy action during what seems to be long or boring presentations or meetings
I must not have had a good sleep last night as I was doing the dick watch during the sales meeting today.
by 1staid June 3, 2011
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suicide watch

When you keep an eye on a friend, family member or someone off the street who may do harm to themselves.

Like a vigil accept the person is not dead yet.

Frequently checking on someone who may commit suicide.
Emma walks into Chad's bedroom and screams Chad's dead!!!

TOULA: We were spose to be watching him!
EMMA: I know I had to run down to the shop and put my Lotto on and buy a box of fags.
TOULA: You call that a suicide watch? We were spose to be going in there every 10 minutes!!!
EMMA: (lights up smoke) Bummer man...
TOULA: I'll say! Well maybe it won't seem such a loss if you win huh...
EMMA: (starts going through Chad's wallet) Yeh I guess...
TOULA: Wait! His moving!!!
EMMA: (pulls out gun and shoots Chad in the head)
TOULA: What the fuck did you kill him for?
EMMA: Cause Nobody puts baby in the corner!!!
by The Moody Poet February 3, 2007
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bae-watch

The action of waiting for the relationship statuses to change from in relationship to single in hopes of securing that newly single person for yourself.
I'm about to bae-watch that chick Tina. I would love to get a chance to date her.
by relationship lurker July 26, 2016
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watch face

by big fat sausage October 2, 2006
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sports watch

The act of a male, or female fisting a female's vagina, then she gets overly exited and vaginally discharges all over the fister's wrist.
Town whore: i have a sports watch with your name on it.

male/female: finally someone is offering me a sports watch.
by burntb1tch October 17, 2010
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