Wonder Woman

A DC superhero who dresses like a pornstar. She fights crime wearing star-spangled panties, hooker boots and a massive amount of cleavage. This is probable a tacktick to distract her opponents and give them a boner so that they are jailed for being rapists.

She has probable been raped many times, off screen, whenever she is captured by the evil bad guy she is faceing, who would definitely rape her to death if they had the chance.

Guy 1: "Is it a bird, is it a plain, no it's... Super hooker!"
Guy 2: "that's not a hooker, that's Wonder Woman."
Guy 1:"yeah, but wouldn't you like a piece of dat ass?"
Guy 3: "I'd love to shove a metal pole up that bitch's ass and make her my sex slave myself"
*Uncomfortable silence*

by Hentai Daddy 361 February 7, 2021

Wonder Boy

A nick name for the Canadian Hockey player Sidney Crosby. Sidney Crosby's talented play and high performance in critical situations earns him the name wonder boy. The nick name wonder boy plays on the fact that Sidney Crosby is younger than many National Hockey League players but despite his youth he is still one of the most talented players.

Sidney Crosby is an example of a Wonder Boy

by Captain Canuck 600 March 7, 2010

toothless wonder

Your butt which has no teeth hence the name toothless, and it's a great wonder, when he gases!

"My toothless wonder is about to speak, thats good speaking!"

by Jacquez M December 30, 2006

wonder wand

Your giggly stick,cock,dick,weiner etc. Except this term is 200 times more awesomer than that shit.

Dude,I got my Wonder Wand stuck in a bottle last night and it hurt when I pissed.

by Steven Johnston & Hambone June 10, 2008

The Steamy Wonder

A scat-related sexual act that involves tying a long-haired sexual partners hair (in double pony-tail like fashion) to the each side of the bed his/her head is on. The non-bound person then defecates upon the bound person's face, preferably on the eyes; The resulting action being the bound person flailing their head from side to side like Stevie Wonder does while performing music.

Man - "Holy shit Jane, is that pink eye in BOTH of your eyes?"

Woman - "Yeah, David decided to get a little kinky last and gave me The Steamy Wonder, god he's the greatest."

Man - "Wow... The things he'll do For Your Love."

by Ohmie February 12, 2009

dickless wonder

a "man" who thinks that treatin' girlz like shit is the way of life!! (similar to an asshole) he is called a dickless wonder 'cause although he may have one, he doesnt act like it.

Mike is a dickless wonder, you deserve better.

by B*_*V_* April 18, 2008

Wonder Monkey

1. A monkey capable of superhuman deeds, with the power to...do really awesome stuff. Does not apply to one individual.

2. An everyday dish sponge

1. I saw this thing...and it was flying...and it was a monkey. So I'm like, "Whoa...a wonder monkey!"

2. He cleaned the casserole dish with a wonder monkey.

by Bill the Northeast Asian Beaver December 11, 2003