Vaginal Bookmark

Having your girlfriend/date/wife/ho save your seat/spot at a bar, concert or other public events while you go smoke or use the pisser.
Dave - "Hey, lets go grab a smoke."
Shua - "Daryl! Get your vaginal bookmark to save our table!"
by Shuasage June 15, 2010
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Vaginal Airspace

The area in which one can smell vagina. The Vaginal Airspace has varying areas depending on the intensity of the scent.
That girl is pretty hot, but her vaginal airspace is massive. You can smell her from a mile.
by Vaginal Airspace April 15, 2015
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vaginal sword

Complete anti rape device that would render any rapist's penis in pieces. It is worn around the vaginal opening and when intruded by unwanted cock it snaps shut with a simultaneous twisting motion.
Dwayne got his cut short in her vaginal sword
by Dr Kelvin Rhubarb March 23, 2016
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Vaginal Unit

Colloquial term of a usually possessive nature indicating a female with whom one is either emotionally or physically intimate. Usually refers to a wife or girlfriend, although it can be extended to a fuck buddy, or even a platonic relationship, of close enough. This is similar to the informal use of the word "bitch" among girlfriends, but applicable to male usage.
Clair and I aren't dating, but she's just about the coolest vaginal unit I've met since college, you should totally meet her!
by Chigouderen December 23, 2010
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Vaginal Halitosis

The condition in which an unkempt vagina emits an unpleasant odor. Mainly caused by lack of good hygiene.
I can't believe I went down on her yesterday. Her pussy smelled like morning breath. She definitely has some Vaginal Halitosis going on.
by smugglescoke July 16, 2018
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Vaginal intolerant

A guys inability to partake in activities involving a vagina because they dont enjoy vagina and would much prefer a big hard D!
I tried to set Ross up with Davids mom but I forgot that he is Vaginal Intolerant. He would prefer a night out with Gab instead!
by ROBERBREW January 08, 2018
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Vaginal Capacity

The volume of dick in which a vagina can hold,
usually measured in cm^3 for scientific purposes.
Ted: I hear Bertha has a high Vaginal Capacity.
John: Is it because of her wide pelvic structure?
Ted: No, she's just a whore.
by Philosoblacktor February 01, 2013
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