Couldn't train a choko vine to grow up a dunny wall

Australian descriptive metaphor.

The person in question is of such incompetence or stupidity they indeed couldn't train a choko vine to grow up a dunny wall. Commonly used to refer to a dim workmate or acquaintance.

The choko (also known as a cheyote or chouchou, among others) being an extremely hardy vine fruit that, left to its own devices, will grow up virtually any surface.

The paperwork's wrong again! Honestly, that moron couldn't train a choko vine to grow up a dunny wall!

by TrajeAUS_ January 16, 2011

1 Hour of silence occasionally broken by vine boom sound effect

i love 1 Hour of silence occasionally broken by vine boom sound effect it's a very good video

1 Hour of silence occasionally broken by vine boom sound effect is a good video i recommend

by the blu ever!!! January 5, 2023

Vine Junkie

A person that is addicted to vining on Vine. Also referred to as a viner.

Dude1: Dude will you get the fuck off your phone?!
Dude2: JUST ONE MORE POST!!!
Dude1: Your a Vine Junkie man! Stop it!!!

by DANO911 February 11, 2014

Edit Vine

Crapy video edits about shows and famous people that somehow are releated to the amazing app that was Vine.

"Have you seen that edit Vine about RIVERDALE?"
No Amanda, no one f*ucking cares about those sh*itty edits!

by Immp March 11, 2019

Vine

Vine was an app that was invited between 2013 and died in 2015. Having over 200 users on the app. Obviously people where upset that the app shut down, I mean who wouldn’t be? It’s such a good app anyways. Popular creators that were involved in this app were Lele Pons, Jake Paul/ Logan Paul, etc. aka every bad creator ever to exist. Vine also had a timer. So no video could go past the 6 second time line. Every video that people tried to post over 6 seconds. The people who made the video wouldn’t be able to post it. But if it’s from a camera roll then they would be allowed to

“I can’t believe vine died!”

by yourbasicwhitechick June 6, 2019

Vine and Lee‘d

When you go to the hairdresser and come out looking more right wing than before. just wrong. scalped often

„Oh they vine and lee‘d him, you have to sue“

by rubykinz March 21, 2024

Vine

An app that was actually good, until TikTok came into existence and ruined it all.

Amigo 1: Hey, do you remember vine?
Amigo 2: Yeah, it sucks that it had to go. Now it’s been replaced by that dumb fucking app TikTok.
Amigo 1: I know, right? It gives me an STD every time I watch it.
Amigo 2: Well, later I guess.
Amigo 1: Ok, kbai.

by Someone with a 🅱️rain May 5, 2022