traffic jammer

The sexiest motherfucker on this earth and when thou shalt see him on any street corner thou shall bow in his awesome presence whilst he analy pleases you

He is a traffic jammer

by matty millz October 6, 2013

Traffic rape

Traffic rape is when in a traffic jam another car forces itself in front of you even when you didn't let that car in.

"That car just traffic raped me"
"I just got traffic raped"

by Tinuviel June 30, 2014

Traffic day's

Traffic day's means the the last past days have been very long

I have been having traffic day's

by F̤̮ṳ̮n̤̮n̤̮y̤̮ w̤̮o̤̮r̤̮d̤̮ f̤̮o̤̮r̤̮ f̤̮ṳ̮n̤̮ June 14, 2016

Traffic Jesus

A driver (male/female) known to ALWAYS allow others the right-of-way, often causing his/her passengers to become angry at them for being overly nice to any and all traffic.

Dan: "Dude, your dad is always letting other people go first, even when it's HIS turn. No wonder we're always late.."

Chris:"I know man, he's a total traffic jesus."

by SeñorFrog January 23, 2017

Tiff Time

It's that time of the year usually consisting of a weekend to 2 weeks where 2 best friends meet up to Vacation with one another.

Holy cow, this year's Tiff time was off the hook!!

by Ezras13 February 11, 2017

Traffic DJ

A traffic DJ plays loud music in his car, usually rap, with his sunroof down and all his windows open. Especially annoying during heavy traffic commutes.

I had to drive an entire hour in a traffic jam next to a traffic DJ. It sucked.

by Entitled_Karen September 13, 2019

TGIFFF

Thank God It's Finally Fucking Friday

Frank, TGIFFF!
uggg.... that was a long week.... TGIFFF!

by viperar15 April 23, 2021