Sam

Loves America. Wears a lot of camo. Likely a son of a family who fought all the battles. Large and strapping. Heavily armed and loves to hunt and fish. Would easily fit in with Duck Dynasty types. A loyal friend who is popular with the ladies due to his incredible strength. May seem like a one-dimensional character, but is funny as hell and smokes a littlelot. He freaks people out when they find out he speaks Spanish and understood everything they just said about him.

Man 1: Dude, I'm bored.
Man 2: Yeah, go call that Grizzly Adams Sam. Kick it in the sticks a while, smoke a little, laugh our asses off, and hit up some ladies.

by BananaNpajamas July 30, 2020

Sam

She is a caring best friend when you first become best friends your closer then conjoined sisters later on in your friend ship you guys get separated from each other but you realize you guys are made foe each other. sam's best friend is the most jealous person she will get mad at anybody who looks at sam wrong sam has brown bootyfull hair and is tall. Sam loves to draw and loves her dogs more than herself. She is smart but wont say it. Although she doesnt gloat on her achievements she has accomplished a best friend art and love for being yourself. She is amazing and nobody can tell you different. She is so funny and is a committed to being my crying shoulder. And im there for her but that doesnt matter because if im being honest she really is amazing.

She is Rossi's best friend oh you must be talking about sam

by Deviles_angel August 2, 2020

Sam

That Coward on Discord

"Sam is a Coward"

by Not Leg Man The Third August 6, 2020

Sam

Sam is a male with very long wavy hair. He is very tall and doesn't like socializing much. Sam is a very attractive man and has beautiful blue eyes. He goes to the gym everyday and has a very nice body.

Person #1: "Woah, who's that super tall, gorgeous, buff guy over there?"

Person #2: "that guy? That must be sam"

by Ham_sandwich2998 March 8, 2023

Sam

The sexiest of creatures ever. He has a massive cock and anyone he looks at instantly wants his dick. He weighs 600kg and has the strongest chin. Be is a beautiful creature with constant raging boner. He is the deity of a religion called Sam's Witnesses.

Sam so so sexy

by SamLovers February 15, 2023

Sam

Sam is a fucking douche bag.
Sam's typically look like the nerd emoji. Or a rodent after it got hit with a car. (somehow they must think that they are the hottest things on the planet because their ego is always too inflated)

On top of that they always think that they are SO funny, when in reality all their jokes are the same ones about 9/11 or vietnam (nobody's laughing with him... in fact nobodys laughing at all when a sam is around) he will steal memes from his friends and then will send them to group chats claiming them as his own.

Sam's are backstabbers and should NEVER be trusted.

person 1: " who is that Dipshit over there"
Person 2: "oh... that's just sam."
person 1: "why does he look like a failed abortion? "

by Ilovelosers22 October 23, 2023

Sam

Sam is BASED and the realest nigga on earth she’s cute af and all the niggas want her cuz she’s so cute and pretty Sam is funny as fuck and will make u laugh cuz she’s just a real ass nigga she’s the most kindest nicest person and also the most confidential person you’ll ever have in ur life if u get to know her. she’s loyal and the bests of friends she will stay in touch and will understand u. She’s unique as fuck and has expanded music taste and doesn’t give a fuck if u like her or not she’s blunt and will tell u straight in ur face. Sam is the least fake person you’ll ever meet in ur lyfe she’s like no other

Girl: is that Sam

Girl 2: yeah look she’s based as fuck I wish I was her

by trapgoon300 April 16, 2023