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Mutual Bitches

When two people are eachothers' bitch meaning that they both aim to please and suck eachothers' dicks off in a metaphorical sense or literal sense.
Chace: chloe is such your lil bitch all she does is agree with ya ass
Haley: nah I do her homework so it makes us mutual bitches
by chillcary August 19, 2019
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mutually assured bankruptcy

The idea that when two hyper-competitive people or organizations decide to directly advertise against one another the firsts move will elicit a response from the second that will begin a series of escalations in marketing expenditures beyond what would be reasonable in an efficient free market to the point of bankruptcy for both people or organizations. The term comes from the Cold War-era term Mutually Assured Destruction.
McDonald's and Burger King were so concerned with market share with the Big Mac and Whopper that they lost sight of the button line and in an effort to one-up the other in marketing dollars and thus market share, they are both now doomed. It is mutually assured bankruptcy.
by Fat Aaron January 13, 2020
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Mutuals Appreciation Day

To appreciate your mutuals on this day.
It’s Mutual Appreciation day! Happy mutuals appreciation day Alex!
by hey827346 November 12, 2023
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Mutual combat

when two individuals intentionally and consensually engage in a fair fight

Originally added to courts so you wouldn't get a murder charge when engaging in a duel in the 1800s
Coke dealer: I challenge you to a duel

Drunk guy: mutual combat isn't even legal here, don't kick my ass
by Phoenixholmes October 5, 2021
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The best and nicest people on the planet. Wonderful human beings.
“ mrstark.idontfeelsogood's mutuals are amazing
by mrstark.idontfeelsogood September 5, 2021
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Mutually clueless

/'mju tʃʊəli klu ləs/ - Noun

1. (a) The act of being mutually clusive without knowing with another person going through the same thing

(b) The act of attempting to galvanise all mutually clusive people into being included in the sample space
2. (a) Claiming with a group of people you know a truth which in reality is a falsehood

(b) Feeling the emotion of cluelessness with another person

(c) Procrastination, in any form, with another person
1. Look at all these mutually clueless people and understand how great it is to be included in my data
2. Those 2 are mutually clueless
by Anonymous 298734927384723 August 31, 2025
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Mutual Gaining

A term used to refer to a couple who are both into feederism and want to gain weight together. It is a type of fetish that involves a partner.
We're mutual gaining and enjoying the journey.
by LizardInACan September 11, 2022
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