danger wank

jerking off in a place where you have a high risk of getting caught.

Dave wanted to danger wank in the Taco Bell bathroom, not in a stall, and he did. He almost got caught danger wanking but he put his junk back in his pants.

by omgitsme23 May 7, 2018

Danger Kitten

Guys that range between 20-26 when you're 30+

Kittens are cute and you want to pick them up and take them home but you really shouldn't - don't feed them because they'll start following you

"I met this guy at Shots in Wynwood and he was hot but turns out he's 23. He asked me how old I was and I said you but reverse. Total Danger Kitten, I shouldn't but... i wanna pet him"

"Wow, her son is a total danger kitten"

by Spiritbomb_girl May 23, 2022

Danger Toot

When you have had recent diarrhea and later risk farting away from a toilet, knowing that there is a chance more than gas will come out.

Yesterday's curry gave me the runs, but I still risked a danger toot and ended up sharting myself.

by Stygian Soul March 2, 2023

Danger Wank

The act of pleasuring yourself screaming your parents name and finishing before they get to the room.

MOM!!!! Im danger wanking!

by Jakdasnake96 June 6, 2018

Dangerously Horny

The intense urge to have sex that comes from being barred from sex for a social or situational reasons...but still wanting it. Or being so horny that you would be willing to take measures or actions that would have previously been sexually preposterous.

Examples for Dangerously horny could be when you and your significant other go to two different universities and can't get it on until breaks and the stress from school and being horny becomes a force to be reckoned with.

"I could seriously have sex with my uber driver right now..."

"If I were alone on an island the one thing I would bring with me would be that guy random on the bus yesterday..."

"I'd call off work for sex right now, even if they paid me extra."

by DracoInfinite November 29, 2018

danger nuggets

Loose and separated stools whose sudden urgency cause one to hurry to the restroom to expel them.

Whew, that was a close one! Had some danger nuggets brewing.

by trolololololil October 29, 2012

Hancock Dangerous

A person who displays intense and extreme authority. A person who performs even the most trivial tasks in the most extreme ways possible. Hancock Dangerous walks extreme, drives extreme, and eats hummus extreme.

To carry strong disregard for authority, or in other words, to mess up peoples shit when they are being dumb.

To say words with a speech impediment.

The act of avoiding a speeding ticket based solely on having a New York accent.

When you divide Hancock Dangerous by zero, you get one.. One bad ass muthafucka.

Hancock Dangerous just kicked down my door, knocked the diet coke out of my hand, replaced it with coffee, and then left.

To say "Get outta ere, eff awf, get me kawffee"

by Annie Stallion June 1, 2011