I forgot to bring the new issue of GQ with me to the crapper, i guess I'll just play with my toilet toy.
by The Lust Of Russ February 26, 2018
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When using (Mattress Toy) the person is someone you have zero respect for, only serves as a means to get off. Most of the time a mattress toy is an ex. A mattress toy can be any gender.
When using (Mattress Toy) the person is someone you have zero respect for, only serves as a means to get off. Most of the time a mattress toy is an ex. A mattress toy can be any gender.
When are you moving Melinda in?
Never bro, she's just a mattress toy.
I can't go to the party tonight, my mattress toy is in the mood.
Never bro, she's just a mattress toy.
I can't go to the party tonight, my mattress toy is in the mood.
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damn, mangle looked good before what the fawk happened... so that's why people drop kick little children
damn, mangle looked good before what the fawk happened... so that's why people drop kick little children
friend:"hey what are you looking at
me: "oh just a picture of toy foxy"
friend: "that is funtime foxy"
me: shoots friend
me: "oh just a picture of toy foxy"
friend: "that is funtime foxy"
me: shoots friend
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