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Cum funnel

An orgy in which 4 people put a tube on their dick that is connected to one hose and inserted in to someone's ass.
Hey bae can the guys come over for a cum funnel?
by The Penetrator 69420 March 19, 2024
mugGet the Cum funnelmug.

funnel text

Simulatiously texting a large number of women to whittle down the responses with the end goal of having selfish one-sided sex with a responder.
I was funnel texting last night....got 5 responders and ended up shagging Jessie again.
by Famous Reekie January 1, 2017
mugGet the funnel textmug.

Kentucky Funnel Cake

When you do a bunch of blow and then cum on ua girls chest erratically.
Hey Ashlee, how's things with Dale?

Well, he gave me a Kentucky Funnel Cake last night, so you tell me.
by DurtySouf June 7, 2018
mugGet the Kentucky Funnel Cakemug.

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