cleveland steamer

while the female is on all 4's the male stands over her faceing the opposite direction. Then the male spreads the females ass cheeks and squats. the male shits down the females ass crack and then turns around and rubs his cock down in the females ass crack
*only to be preformed on first date sistuations*

jonny gave ann a cleveland steamer on their first date.

by parnelli February 25, 2009

Cleveland Breadbowl

Considered a delicacy in most countries, this soup de jour known as the Cleveland Breadbowl is a regular breadbowl filled with 'straight from the source' diarrhea, served hot and fresh.

Female Restaurant Patron: "Wow this cleveland breadbowl is rich and hearty! Whats in it?"

Gourmet Chef: "CaCa and bread. Garnished with the worlds finest gooch pubes."

by Chef Boyardingleberry April 24, 2007

Cleveland Steamer

Having a woman give you a blow job, while you are taking a hugh shit

she lost a bet, so I gave her a cleveland steamer

by THE D.O.M. December 24, 2008

cleveland steamer

A cleveland steamer is where you hollow out a melon, fill it with cottage cheese, and then during sex, the man places his testicles in the cottage cheese, while his penis is inbetween the woman's big toe and second biggest toe and then proceeds to have sex with the woman's foot.

Well, we have a melon and some cottage cheese, let's do a cleveland steamer.

by DOUGxc May 18, 2006

Cleveland Brown

When a woman has a beautiful body and an ugly face. E.G. nice uniform, ugly helmet.

Sara Jessica Parker is such a Cleveland brown... she needs to do something about that mole.

by Erewan September 10, 2009

Cleveland Indians

Are the sickest team in any sport in all of history! They will win the 2007 World Series when they beat the Marlins in five! T-Haf an G-Size and V-Mart as well as th amazing pitching staff which includes Fausto the shit Carmona and C.C. is fat but good Sabathia are all living legends!

The Red Sox got blown by the Cleveland Indians last night!

by Aaron Boone June 7, 2007

cleveland schemer

an insult directed at someone who discretely and deceitfully plans to humiliate another or to, in effect, take a Cleveland steamer on them.

see: "schemer" and "Cleveland steamer"

Stay away from her, you'll just get burned in the end. She's a real Cleveland schemer.

by bravoghost February 20, 2011