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Bloody Bicycle

When you’re holding a cat and it uses its back legs to rapidly kick you, like it’s riding a bicycle, extracting blood.
I picked up my cat and she went full bloody bicycle
by Courtyface December 6, 2025
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Bicycle

The only transportation device for which it is desirable if the engine is blown
My bicycle just got a blown engine... do you get what I'm saying??
by Cervelo S5 Fanboy December 12, 2025
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